Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Justin “Now” Venter Farewell Drinks
The following message is from Basher CXI Justin "Now" Venter:
Hey guys
I am moving to GZ on the 15th of April to take a new job down there. So I would just like to invite you for a few farewell drinks on Saturday night. We have a table at Spot bar from 8pm to 11pm with 30rmb drinks and then we can move to Red Beat on Tongren Lu for a few more until late.
Boxing Night II , Sheraton Showdown
After last year's battle of the Bund, the boxing fraternity of Shanghai (including Taipan McGregor and Divinyl Golbach) this year promises to be even better.
Summer Schedule (Part 1)
Further to Birdshit's blog earlier - please see the schedule for the first part of the season.
April Double Header
A leak has sprung in the SCC and we've found out about the next Bashers matches!
It all happens on Sunday the 19th. Starting with the Division two match against Kapatelli and the Pudong Fudgepackers followed by a 40 over match also against Pudong.
Diplomatic Appreciation
Dear Bashers
I have taken the liberty to add myself to your blog as there seems to be no "pest-control" on registration requirements.
Filthy’s Housewarming
Inviting all Bashers and Gashers to christen my new apartment next Saturday, April 11th anytime after 7pm. Room 2402, Building 3, Lane 28 Changshou Road, on the corner of Chang Hua Road. Not far from Jade Buddha Temple and 10 minutes north east of the 'Boo (by electric bike : 0)
Legal Mumbo Jumbo
The anti-basher (SCC VP of Operations!) has furnished us with a concise set of rules for this years competitions. It's suggested that all players have a browse through these documents so they understand what's going on and know what to do when they have their turn umpiring or scoring.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Five
A week off to recover from the Jaguar club wasn't quite enough for Kasem who joins Hammer & Birdy from a MASH unit in Afghanistan. Special Guest in the birdsnest Oliver "Stats" Austin, Bashers Captain and one day husband of head Gasher Sarah who also joins us in one of many new segments "Ladies bring a plate". "Call for a runner" goes live to Chook in South Africa. Loosie on the loose in Beijing (Lock it in). Literally hours of fun for all the family.
Centaurs Tour
A bunch of information just in from Gravity Newton.Ă‚Â
Firstly the two teams for this Weekend and several social functions as well.
Hammer Hammertime 2
Repeated indiscretions from Hammertime require drastic action. what should be done to punish this leaver/no-shower?
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