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Ashes with the Bashers
More information coming soon...
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
April Double Header
A leak has sprung in the SCC and we've found out about the next Bashers matches!
It all happens on Sunday the 19th. Starting with the Division two match against Kapatelli and the Pudong Fudgepackers followed by a 40 over match also against Pudong.
Diplomatic Appreciation
Dear Bashers
I have taken the liberty to add myself to your blog as there seems to be no "pest-control" on registration requirements.
Filthy’s Housewarming
Inviting all Bashers and Gashers to christen my new apartment next Saturday, April 11th anytime after 7pm. Room 2402, Building 3, Lane 28 Changshou Road, on the corner of Chang Hua Road. Not far from Jade Buddha Temple and 10 minutes north east of the 'Boo (by electric bike : 0)
Legal Mumbo Jumbo
The anti-basher (SCC VP of Operations!) has furnished us with a concise set of rules for this years competitions. It's suggested that all players have a browse through these documents so they understand what's going on and know what to do when they have their turn umpiring or scoring.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Five
A week off to recover from the Jaguar club wasn't quite enough for Kasem who joins Hammer & Birdy from a MASH unit in Afghanistan. Special Guest in the birdsnest Oliver "Stats" Austin, Bashers Captain and one day husband of head Gasher Sarah who also joins us in one of many new segments "Ladies bring a plate". "Call for a runner" goes live to Chook in South Africa. Loosie on the loose in Beijing (Lock it in). Literally hours of fun for all the family.
Centaurs Tour
A bunch of information just in from Gravity Newton.Ă‚Â
Firstly the two teams for this Weekend and several social functions as well.
Hammer Hammertime 2
Repeated indiscretions from Hammertime require drastic action. what should be done to punish this leaver/no-shower?
Bashers Preseason Photos
Much anticipated, the first game of the season produced some stunning cricket, and some memorable moments. Our resident Bashers cameraman was on hand but missed them all.
Thursday Training – Postponed
There will be no nets this Thursday. There will however be the far more enjoyable excursion to the Big Bamboo for an evening of fun, frolics and moderate consumption.
Basher’s WAGs Sign Up
GENTLEMEN - IT'S UP TO YOU TO GET YOUR BETTER HALVES TO SIGN UP (OR DO IT FOR THEM)
This is to your own advantage!
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