Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Social Bashers: Woodstock’s Kommune BBQ Wednesday Night
Attention all Bashers!
Bshers Legend Paul "Woodstock" Howard is hosting this weeks Wednesday BBQ @ Kommune Kafe. Get down and have a snag or 10 with The 'Stock!
Pleasure Report: Strong Bowling Outdone by Subpar Batting
The Pleasure XI started out at the insane early start time of 7:30 at the Bamboo, arriving before the staff on this cool Sunday morning. With gray skies and rain threatening, the Bashers stand-in captain Andy "Tank" Scott promptly lost the toss and the Bashers were forced to field.
Business XI in the business
Ladies and Gents,
Yesterday, in less than ideal cricketing conditions, the Business XI started off the season with a pretty comprehensive victory over Pudong CC.
The Devils CC & Bukhara Indian Grill Presents
The Devils Cricket Club Graciously invites all Bashers to an Evening of Fine Indian Cuisine, Music, Dancing & an IPL Double Header.
Bashers Pleasure for the Blood Match
First competition game of the season and a top squad has been selected. Look out George!
Both captains are away so stand in Skipper this week is Andy "Tank" Scott. Any issues secretary@basherscc.org or 13681642562.
Bashers Business XII
Gentlemen,
It is a pleasure to announce the Bashers Business XII selected to represent the Club in the first League 1 game of the season this Sunday.
Bashers Team Names
It's official. By popular vote of those who are physical enough to rock up to training and drinks the new Bashers team names have been decided. In the end it was an undeniably resounding majority decision.
Subscribe to the Calendar
This week's geek tip.
As mentioned in Broadcast Seven Just click on the little subscribe button above the Calendar on the right there and it should automagically open up in your calendar application. You should find this wonderfully convenient.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Seven
Coming to you from the Garden of XXXX too much information to handle! This weeks 12th Man is the one and only John "Inquisition" L'Epagniol. We've got an impromptu "Ladies bring a plate", Raj Siva conducts a "Fines Session", "Steaming in from the member's", the first ever comprehensive "Drinks break", risotto, gin, near death bathroom accidents, bouncy castles and... Hello? Wuxi!
Ode to XIV
There once was a basher called John
who's balls hang 'round for so long
that you can swing at them twice
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