Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
training update
guys - just a reminder that training is from 6-8pm, usual spot.
looking forward to seeing you all there, followed by the Boo.
Calling All Bashers, July 5th Pleasure Match versus the Hot Dogs
For the second time in two weeks the Bashers Pleasure squad will get to square off against some little wieners. This time it's the Hot Dogs "other" division two team. It's a morning start, but not an early one, with the bus departing the Big Bamboo at 8:30 on Sunday. With Woodstock exploring the Beijing equivalent of Yasgur's farm, and Birdshit out at Sheshan impersonating Tiger Woods, I will be leading the squad.
Daradise cooks in Bashers cap
Bashers on TV cooking show. Endure it to about half way and check out the chef's hat!
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/MghURJYw_5A/
SCC May Communique
This hot off the press from the SCC Pres! Read, Enjoy and be informed!
Communique May 2009 Page 1
Training Thursday
Gents, and Ladies,
After a sojourn of a couple of weeks, we will return to our rigourous training regime.
May 2009 – Cricket Shanghai Newsletter
Staying in Touch and Up-to-Date
We are now a few rounds into the 2009 league and most of the competitions are still wide open. While many of us have our eyes glued to the WT20 in England this month, let's take some time out to review the developments within Cricket Shanghai.
Bashers Pleasure vs D.P.R Harddogs Match Report
With a 1:30pm (Saturday) start to our game we pondered why we deserved this lovely time slot. Then we realized we had done nothing and it was only because we were playing a D.P.R. ****dog team that we had such a convenient start time. We discussed team tactics over a few Crown Lagers while we waited for Birdshit to arrive, which never eventuated. We jumped on the bus and headed to Dulwich in HIGH spirits.
PLEASURE STRIKE RATE
Go to the Division II batting stats (on the right of this page), and order them by Strike Rate (Press "STR")
PLEASURE TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT
PLEASURE v HOTDOGS, SATURDAY 27 July, 1.30pm
Dulwich College Ground, JinQiao
TEAM ANNOUNCEMENT
No Training but Drinking
After consultation with Birdshit - I was assured that most of the Pleasure Team would not need training before the Big Game against the Hot Dogs this weekend.
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