Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Kakadu BNZ Wine Dinner
It's been at least week since my last (public) act of shamless self-promotion so I'm sure you're all gagging for me.
Training on…
... weather permitting.
Training is on - usual venue, and also back to the normal time - 6-8pm.
Round two: Business vs K2 match report
Heading into today’s match-up， K2 were the undefeated league leaders in the Santa Fe Premiership. The Bashers Business season， which had started with such promise， had hit a speed wobble having dropped their last two encounters. The Bashers were up for the challenge, but they would have to make do without the service of three of their key players.
Business on Sunday
Further to Birdshits post - I would like to point out:
The bus will be at the Bamboo at 07:00 and will leave at 07:30 on the dot.
Masala Art Dinner tonight
9Â people locked in for this evening's dinner at Masala Art, 175 Rambos for food, beer & soft drink:
Summer Super Sunday Selections
Business before Pleasure this week.
Bus for the Business boys will depart from the Big Bamboo at 7:30am
Training Off , Drinks On !
Bleeding obvious really ! See you all down at the Boo After work .
Training – Thursday and through-out August
Bashers,
Training is on.
This week it will be from 7pm till 9pm (some actual tennis players booked the 6pm slot...).
Cricket Speech Presented at Lord’s 14th July 2009
Thursday, July 16th, 2009
Speech at Andrew Strauss' Benefit dinner by Stephen Fry on the eve of England's defeat of Australia in the Lords Ashes Test Match. Stats & Birdshit - we expect something similar before Sunday's double header
Friday Social 31 July
C'mon guys, need some confirmations for Bashers social this Friday, 31st July. All you can eat cuzza at Masala Art followed by free flow fruit wine courtesy of the Filth. Details are:
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