Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Fisty’s All-Run Four Results
As per the gauntlet thrown down by My Sprightly Shuffles, the quickest Bashers between creases are:
Bashers Arse Hardening Challenge 2018
Overall a disappointing turnout with only 13 Bashers taking part.
The Geishas were intimidated enough not to show up. They needn't have been as only one team really made much of an effort.
The Sweet Breath of Dawn
'The sweet breath of dawn brings the joy of the day'
A poem by Jisty Mumbles age 12 and a half
2018 Tour Shirts – Second Order
Now open for second orders. Once we reach critical mass we can get a new batch.
Careful which size you order, these are not your normal overstated Chinese sizings.
#RunOutGate
#RunOutGate
(Tuna Tossers) Australia vs. India (Customer Service)
Tough call for noob Basher Damascus to make!
Preseason Friendly – 4th March 2018
Dusty cricket bags were pulled out from under beds as Bashers prepared for an early preseason friendly against Shangzhen University. It was early in the sense that it was the first weekend of March and also in that taxis were leaving Cages for the destination in Songjiang at 7.30am.
Bashers Fees 2018
As you're all aware, playing cricket in Shanghai is far from cheap. The SCC hiked registration fees by more than 20% this year after the SCSC raised its ground hire prices. The Bashers is absorbing some of these costs, but we need to raise member fees to make up the remainder.
Fifty Singles’ All-Run 4 Challenge
Fifty Singles' All-Run 4 Challenge
Can't hit a boundary? Tired of not scoring big runs? Here is a technique that will add a dimension to your run scoring ability.
Shirt Sizes
Please all, need to get an idea of what size playing shirts to order.
Please select a size below asap.
Availability 2018
The SCC will be rolling out stricter rules for player eligibility this year which will attempt to push all member clubs into operating on a first XI, second XI and third XI basis.
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