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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Last Minute Pleasure Selections
Sorry about the late notice - been busy doing community service for disturbing the peace.
Bit short still for tomorrow - let me know if you can come help!
Bashers Business XI vs The Hot Dogs
Gents,
Big game tomorrow (the biggest Bashers event of the day in fact - given the postponement of Bashers Day).
Family Day Postponed! Quiz! Players Needed! Blazers!
It is with much regret that we must postpone Bashers Family Day this Saturday.
As only 16 members have confirmed their availability, and 11 of those playing Saturday morning we need to postpone to a day when the majority of you are available. It's your club and we all need to show our appreciation to those who give us the free time to enjoy our cricket.
Devils Champions Trophy BBQ
Please see the attached flyer. This Saturday promises to be a bumper evening at the Park Tavern and we at the Devils CC would love it for other Cricket Shanghai members to join us. Invite as many people as you want.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Fourteen
Well, with so much happening this week, we just had to squeeze out a cast. It's chokka full of useful tidbits for all Bashers, Geishas and everyone who likes a bit of toilet humour. Coming to you this week from all corners of China with the Pusher hosting a jolly good Indonesian cook up from the Pusher's Den. Thanks to Mrs Pusher. So gear up for the biggest weekend since Nihao Nanjing with this juicy primer. Also learn about the Million Tree Project. Actually empty your head now because this might be the most educational cast yet! There might even be some quiz clues hidden away in there somewhere!
Match Report Pleasure Maul Dulwich, 20 September 09
It all seemed perfectly normal for a bright sunny Sunday morning; Birdshit slept through the first alarm, Tank was late, Swahili wasn't sure where he slept. But it wasn't until the Pusher revealed that he had got in a massive 24 hour kip the day before that it became clear the Pleasure team had been quietly building up its reserves. It's possible the impending afternoon of complimentary booze at Cuvee was a factor, but still, there was something different.
Blazers at quiz OR family Day ?
I need to know from YOU all which is a better option .
Get the Tailor to Quiz night on Friday , or to the the Ground on Saturday .
Match report: Pudong Power vs Pleasure
Spirits were high as Bashers Pleasure left the Big Bamboo in the team's new transport mode of red taxis.
Taxidermal K9’s v Pleasure
Swahili will be particularly vocal for this one - not that anyone will understand.
DPR Hard Dogs v Bashers Pleasure @ SRFC 14:00 Sunday 27 September
Offal stuffed in intestines v Business
The biggest grudge match in Shanghai Cricket. Will they chicken out again?
DPR HotDogs v Bashers Business @ SRFC 09:00 Saturday 26 September
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