Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Sticks & Stones Indie Rock Night @ Harley Bar 10th October
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes its true: Sticks and Stones have arrived in Shanghai. Sticks and Stones will be starting an indie rock night at Harley Bar on October 10th. This will be a monthly event. Don't miss opening night as it's going to be massive!!!!!!!
Possible PooBashers Day this Friday
If there are enough keen souls, we will arrange a cricket game on Friday afternoon against our friends , the Pudong cricket club. Game to be played at the SRFC where we can be Bashers !!
Police Report: Million Tree Quiz
Well that's not the kind of controversial ending we expected but exciting it was.
Most importantly we made a whole bunch of cash for the Million Tree Project - enough to plant 250 trees!
Last Minute Pleasure Selections
Sorry about the late notice - been busy doing community service for disturbing the peace.
Bit short still for tomorrow - let me know if you can come help!
Bashers Business XI vs The Hot Dogs
Gents,
Big game tomorrow (the biggest Bashers event of the day in fact - given the postponement of Bashers Day).
Family Day Postponed! Quiz! Players Needed! Blazers!
It is with much regret that we must postpone Bashers Family Day this Saturday.
As only 16 members have confirmed their availability, and 11 of those playing Saturday morning we need to postpone to a day when the majority of you are available. It's your club and we all need to show our appreciation to those who give us the free time to enjoy our cricket.
Devils Champions Trophy BBQ
Please see the attached flyer. This Saturday promises to be a bumper evening at the Park Tavern and we at the Devils CC would love it for other Cricket Shanghai members to join us. Invite as many people as you want.
Bashers Broadcast Episode Fourteen
Well, with so much happening this week, we just had to squeeze out a cast. It's chokka full of useful tidbits for all Bashers, Geishas and everyone who likes a bit of toilet humour. Coming to you this week from all corners of China with the Pusher hosting a jolly good Indonesian cook up from the Pusher's Den. Thanks to Mrs Pusher. So gear up for the biggest weekend since Nihao Nanjing with this juicy primer. Also learn about the Million Tree Project. Actually empty your head now because this might be the most educational cast yet! There might even be some quiz clues hidden away in there somewhere!
Match Report Pleasure Maul Dulwich, 20 September 09
It all seemed perfectly normal for a bright sunny Sunday morning; Birdshit slept through the first alarm, Tank was late, Swahili wasn't sure where he slept. But it wasn't until the Pusher revealed that he had got in a massive 24 hour kip the day before that it became clear the Pleasure team had been quietly building up its reserves. It's possible the impending afternoon of complimentary booze at Cuvee was a factor, but still, there was something different.
Blazers at quiz OR family Day ?
I need to know from YOU all which is a better option .
Get the Tailor to Quiz night on Friday , or to the the Ground on Saturday .
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