Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
CockTail The Jag
Name of cocktail, "The Mild Stroke"
(1) Scope the mixing area for potential champagne snipers,
Bashers Cock-tail | D-Man Morrison!
LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!
1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.
Dance For Haiti
This coming Friday there is a benefit concert for the Earthquake victims in Haiti.
Should be a good night, spread the word.
Thursday Training
Bashers Training: Thursday 6pm to 8pm, 123 Yan Ping Lu, at San He Hua Yuan (tennis courts). Just up the road from Xinzha Road and across from One Wellness.
Aussies Looking to tie NZ
Have a listen to what Clarke says,,
http://www.scoop.co.nz/multimedia/tv/sports/33097.html
Nanjing 6’s March 20-21
Locked and loaded fellas.
Nanjing 6's 2010 will be held over Saturday 20th and Sunday 21st of March. In true Bashers style we will be expected to more than make up the numbers. What I need from you is firm confirmations on your availability so we can let Nanjing know what to expect.
CRICKET SEASON TRAINING
Bashers!!!!
Training will be starting next week Thursday. Our Club Captain will fill us in on the details later on.
CAMEL SOFT OPENING
Bashers!!!
The Camel Bar will be having their soft opening Friday night. All members are welcome to join (encouraged) to help the bar through its teething stage and help them Iron out any kinks.
Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit
Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.
Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives
Spring Cleaning
This is important so please take a couple of minutes to do this.
With the new season approaching (more on this from the committee later) and tiger year upon us it's time to get our records straight.
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