Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Pleasure Squad for Saturday
Hey Gents, here's the squad for Saturday. Bus departs from The Camel at 1 pm, please let us know if you'll go straight to the ground.
IPL Party at Bukhara, Free Flow Beer
In the grand tradition of cricket in Shanghai, the Devils are inviting the Bashers to an Indian buffet/IPL party on Saturday night, beginning at 8 p.m. with a huge spread of kebabs, curries and free flow beer and soft drinks ahead of the 10 p.m. third place IPL playoff match. Wives and children welcome.
Pleasure vs. Leopards CC
Pleasure vrs Leopards CC, Saturday , April 24th at 2.30pm, Dulwich College
Pleasure's aborted start to the season re-ignites with a game against Leopards CC. All those available for this game please let me know below. The squad will be announced on Friday morning in a new post!
Thursday training
Training is on this Thursday although weather suggests otherwise.
San He Hua Yuan Tennis Courts, 123 Yan Ping Road, 6pm - 8pm
Shanghai Cricket Gives Back
Shanghai Cricket Hope Elementary School Opens in Sichuan
School Visit Report by Ainsley Mann
Filthy’s says “I do” again, this time with more meaning
Fellow Bashers,
Filthy, left not entirely satisfied from round one of getting married to Squeaky in NZ, is doing it all again in the back sticks of who knows where, BF Idaho, China
Thursday Training
Season is a bit up in the air at the moment but rest assured there is always training!
Same time, same place. Messages below:
Bashers in the Global Times
Here is today's Global Times Shanghai Metro Section coverage of the Bashers; of special note, Circus' respect for the family values of the newspaper and a long quote from our newest American cricketer, James McCloud [sic].
Wedding (Chinese Version) May 2nd
Bashers and partners are invited to attend the  Chinese version of the Mildenhall - Zou wedding. The NZ version ran relatively smoothly on the 14th of Feb. and it's time to do it Chinese style. From all accounts it will be a rather rural affair, all day banquet type thing. Let me know below if you are keen for catering purposes. I can also arrange hotels and transport for those that require it.
After Dinner Drinks (free flow)
Boutique NZ invites all Bashers, Geishas and friends to come along to our promo event featuring 6 New Zealand wines and a range of NZ's best ice cream and chocolate.
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