Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Devils Say Thank You for Not Breaking Anything at Bukhara
A message from Basher XCII:
A huge thank you to Denzyl, Rakesh, Andy and all the Closet Devils...oops!! Bashers who showed up for the event..were there more than 8 in all? Well done guys, appreciate your coming and more importantly behaving!
Just When You Thought the Schedule Was Done, It Changes Yet Again
SRFC, doing what it does best, has screwed everyone playing cricket yet again in favour of other sports. Please note the important changes to the schedule for Saturday below...
Who’s Available for the Bashers Triple Header?
You've seen the dates and times, now's it's time to throw your hats in and let us know if you're available to play this Saturday. Practice as usual Thursday night at San He Hua Yuan as well. Please let us know if you're available to play below.
Upstanding for No 1
My Dearest Bashers
Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.
DPR Hotdogs vs. Leisure
@ Dulwich
Devils CC vs. Pleasure
@ SRFC
Devils CC vs. Business
@ Dulwich
Match Report: Bashers Pleasure vs. the Leopards
Bashers Pleasure vs. the Leopards
24 April @ Dulwich
With the sun finally shining, the much-delayed Bashers Pleasure season got underway with a combination of new-comers,returnees and last season's stalwarts.
Bus from Wu Xi Station to madness
Hey fellas,
Bus will leave Wu Xi station at 10am on Sunday May 2nd heading to Hong Shan for the ensuing madness. Let me know (below) who needs to be picked up from there with exact numbers if possible . I'll leave you to make your own arrangements to get to Wu Xi station!
Bashers Day 2010
On the sun-baked field of Dulwich on April 27, 2008. A bunch of unlikely lad's did the unthinkable and wrote themselves into the history books. It was a tremendous day for the club that shall always be remembered. Firstly, the Div 1 team winning and then the Twenty-20 side following up, by chasing down a competitive total in the final over versus I can't remember.
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