Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
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Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Training on for Thursday
Training is on weather permitting. (Address here)
Pleasure has a game on Sunday, sign up here if you are keen.
Leisure v Devils @ Dulwich @ 2.15PM
Fellow Bashers
Have had word from the SCC that we are up again this w'end for a game against the Devils: 2.15PM @ Dulwich. Bus times to follow later in the week.
Pleasure vs. Pudong CC
@ SRFC
Lumberjack | Leisure v Hot Dogs | May 1st
With the firecrackers still ringing in our ears from the opening of EXPO, the Bashers finest assembled for their 8AM MAY DAY bus at The Camel. Pity there was no bus, but we had beers & pies & new baggy blue Bashers caps, so we legged it via taxi's to Dulwich. First thing we noticed at the ground was how beautiful the weather was, probably better suited to drinking than running around after a red leather ball. JC was as usual late, so we offered him as a Bashers sacrifice to the under manned Hot Dogs, who didn't even say thanks!
Bashers v Hot Dogs Div 3 Happy Snaps [Thanks ‘Queen Mary’]
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Business vs The Devils
Game on... vs the Devils
Dulwich College, game starts at 12:15 after the Leisure game.
The bus will depart at 10:30 on the dot - giving us time to limber up as well as support our fellow Bashers
Bashers Leisure v Hot Dogs, May 1st, 9AM [8AM Bus]
Team line up for the match is thus:
Dean 'Loose' Lapthorne
Steve 'C3P0' Read
Alessandro 'The Jaguar' Pezzani
Div 2 vs. Devils: 9.00 May 1 SRFC
Jimmy 'Bugs' McLeod (Captain)
Andy 'Tank' Scott (Vice-Captain)
Tony 'Badabing' Finnochario
THURSDAY TRAINING
In the forgiveable lack of communication from our esteemed Club Captain (we always knew Squeaky wore the trousers...)
Bashers in KunLunQi, Inner Mongolia
Bashers Cricket in Inner Mongolia
"Hi, I'm Richard, do you want to see my underpants?"
What better way for a Basher to greet the Million Tree Project representative Heather Wigmore on arrival at Kun Lun Qi, Inner Mongolia, a town of 50,000 in one of China's poorest areas The Bashers trio of Parrot, Pusher and Woodstock had just traversed 200km of arid zone, invigorated by fresh air, sunshine, blue skies, and a third place at the Frank's Place pub quiz the previous night. Parrot was understandably euphoric after making up severe deficiencies in his underwear ensemble during a snack stop on the way from TongLiao airport. The Bashers faced a busy few days in the desert, and it was not the time for wardrobe malfunctions.
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