Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
-
Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
-
Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
-
Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
-
Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
-
Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
-
The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
-
Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
-
K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
-
Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
-
2023 Tour Shirt
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Xiamen Training is ON this Thursday
Nets booked and I promise to bring a bat or two this time. See you from 6pm till 8pm.
Drinks at Camel afterwards and pre-Xiaman prep.!
AGM
Dear Bashers,
By now you should be getting pretty fired up about the Bashers Another Gay Meeting and prize-giving extravaganza.
The Parrot’s getting older- Basher drinks 11.11.2010
Drinks anyone..........
Probably all wondering where I have been all season for training and basher drinks.
Jimmy’s Chili Cook-off
The Perfect recovery session for the end of season function.
Our favourite rural proprietor is taking off his shirt and opening his heart again in order to open your bowels. This seems to be right up the Basher's alley. Let's get ready to rural, i see a train carriage full of stained Blazers!
Xiamen- Long lost Hammer to pitch up?
Just before he departed the Canny Man in Wanchai in search of a helicopter to take him to Macau, Hammer promised / threatened to come to Xiamen. We currently have 29 signed up. If 30 come we need two boats and can have a boat race to the beach party. It all rests with Hammer. The chat in Xiamen is that the wicket will have plenty of turn so all set up for leg spinners (or those that think they are). There will also be a decent breeze for Leppa to exploit.
Drinking meeting tonight at the Camel
While the Committee are having a meeting to try to work out how best to spend our money for the end of season dinner, a general call for all Bashers rank and file who wish to come and have a social drink with no agendas or grandstanding.
SCC Hong Kong Sixes Tour
The Shanghai Cricket Club is organizing two teams (Dragons and Pirates) to tour Hong Kong for the Hong Kong Cricket Festival on 3-5 December. As the Bashers are not sending a team down this year, any Bashers wishing to join the Hong Kong tour should contact Andy "Tank" Scott.
Drinks Tonight?
Anyone who is keen to blow the froth off a couple of cold ones, chew the fat and generally socialize with fellow Bashers - please answer below:
Devils Cordially Invite All Bashers
To all our friends at the Bashers
Another year has flown by and 2010 has seen us share many an on-field rivalry, spat, controversy and (most importantly) many laughs again. Now that the season is nearly over it may be a long time before we can all get together as cricketers again. So whether you support the Devils or Dogs on Sunday it would be a fantastic sight to see a swarm of "blues" at the ground making merry the way we know you Bashers can.
Autumn Future Prospects Round-Up
The 2030's look to be a stellar decade for the Bashers with a bumper crop of new recruits springing forth in recent weeks.
Copyright © 2025 Bashers Cricket Club.
Log in -