1. 2008 Awards

    • Denny Crane Award – For Most Ineffectual Figurehead:
      President Mal “Omega” Collins
    • Kublai Khan Award – For Empire Building:
      Paul “Terror” Turner
    • Roger Federer Award – For Best Return Of email:
      Geoff “Slab” Howe
    • Elton John Award – For Throwing Parties We Don’t Get Invited To:
      Evan “Divinyl” Golbach
    • Evil Kneivel Award – For Best Use of Safety Equipment:
      Justyn “Scooby” Field
    • Lance Armstrong Award – For Shitiest Break:
      Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
    • Fred Dagg Award – For Most Perverse Use Of Footwear:
      Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
    • Captain Cook Award – Most Miles Travelled:
      Sameer “Papsmear” Jolly
    • Jimmy Page Award – For Solo Performance:
      Ed “Don Juan” Owen
    • Greg Louganis Award – For Jumping In At The Deep End:
      Sunny “KC” Sahi
    • Joe Lieberman Award – For Scoring Most Runs Against the Bashers:
      Andy “Tank” Scott
    • Ashwarya Rai Award – For Best New Actress:
      Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
    • Simba The Lion Award – For Loyalty:
      John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
    • Harry Houdini Award – For Most Missed Fines:
      Zeb “Camel” Khan
    • Joan Rivers Award – For Fashion Critic of the Year:
      Deano “Lucy” Lapthorne
    • Hugh Hefner Award – For Contribution To Porn Industry:
      Thomas “The Professor” Christiansen
    • Fidel Castro Award – For Most Upsetting The Anti-Basher:
      Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
    • Rosa Parks Award – For Bus Tourist of the Year:
      Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
    • Nadia Comăneci Award – For Best Gymnastic Performance:
      Paul “Woodstock” Howard
    • King Ludwig II Award – For Protecting His Castle:
      Luke “Turtle” Benbow
    • Bobby Ewing Award – Most Miraculous Recovery:
      Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
    • Captain Edward Smith Award – For Titanic Captaincy:
      Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
    • Usain Bolt Award – For Best Victory Celebration:
      Oliver “Stats” Austin
    • Giorgio Armani Award – For Best Dressed:
      Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
    • Bart Simpson Award – For Sledge of the Year:
      Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
    • League Fielder Of The Year:
      Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
    • 20-20 Batsman of the Year:
      Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
    • League Bowler of the Year:
      Sameer “Paps” Jolly
    • 20-20 Bowler of the Year:
      Paul “Woodstock” Howard
    • League Batsman of the Year:
      Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
    • Qin Shi Huang Award – 20-Twenty Fielder Of The Year:
      Andre “Chopper” DeLarue
    • Skipper’s Award – Player Of The Year:
      Oliver “Stats” Austin
    • President’s Award – Club Member Of The Year:
      Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne

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