Bashers Cricket Club

Getting Rural 2010

  1. birdshit

    Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition

    12 March 20107:00 pm to 11:00 pm

    Well now you’ve been warned. Lock in next Friday the 12th of March for our first quiz of the year!

    Rookie quizmaestro John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol has been scouring his vast casket of useless knowledge and innuendo. Expect some curly ones – much like facing his bowling.

    Start will be around 7pm when our new President threatens to officially kick off the Bashers’ residency at the Camel bar with some words of, well, some words.

    If you don’t yet know where to find the Camel then click the logo on the left there and read all about it on their lovely fresh site. Entry will be 100RMB per head and the new Social redirector promises some super prizes as always. If you’re a virgin like the quizmaster then you should know these nights never fail to deliver the good times and mountains of useful knowledge, both of which are mostly forgotten the next day.

    Recommended team size is 4pax. Plenty of space in our new bar so bring a friend!

    for a bit of a trivia nets session head to the following;

    and last time it finished up with police brutality and this;

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  2. birdshit

    The Saint on the Mic needs our help

    Calling all clever bastards. Everybody wake up!
    Our own patron Danny Morrison has been contracted to lend his expertise and vocals to commentate in the upcoming IPL. He needs our help with some original chirps to pull out for those spectacular plays. Hardly anyone could sound more Basher-like than D-Man already does but come on ya pissheads, get amongst it, ya mongrels, herein lies the challenge to the Bashers, lets get on the underwood and come up with some gems for our little over-achieving friend. Submit away below. If your line gets used by the big little guy Loosey will buy a round.

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  3. Filthy

    Training Today

    11 March 20106:00 pm to 8:00 pm

    Trainging tonight 6pm – 8pm, 123 Yan Ping Road, San He Hua Yuan.

    Get on down.  It’s guarenteed to be better conditions than last week.

    If all else fails get to The Camel for 8.30pm

    CC  Filthy

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  4. Filthy

    Nanjing Sixes – POSTPONED

    Hey lads,

    Bad news. Due to snow and heavy rain the pitch for the Nanjing Sixes is underwater. It will be in no fit state for the games and as a result the Nanjing Tour ‘10 has been postponed.

    Hamish “Katie” Stevens will put together a Sixes later in the year.  Not sure of the dates as they will be determined by the SCC season schedule.

    Sorry to disappoint all those gaggin’ for some Nanjing madness. You’ll just have to wait a bit longer!

    CC”Filthy”

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  5. Tank

    SCC AGM 2010

    3 April 2010

    @ the Big Bamboo Jinqiao.

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    Camel & Just Beer Footy Tipping!

    Check it out! Sign up at www.footytips.com.au/comps/camel-jb

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    Is this man qualified to run world cricket?

    The Kiwis are sputting chups this morning about John Howard being put forward for the spot of Deputy President of the International Cricket Council, with the likelihood he’ll take over the top job in 2012.

    Will he keep his eye on the ball?Will he keep his eye on the ball?

    The New Zealand Herald this morning lamented: “Cricket: ‘Fan’ with no cricket experience gets top job.” The paper wondered what “Australian heavying” went on behind closed doors to secure Howard over NZC Chairman Sir John Anderson. (more…)

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  8. Katie

    CockTail The Jag

    Name of cocktail, “The Mild Stroke”

    (1) Scope the mixing area for potential champagne snipers,

    (2) Take a glass goblet… slightly wet the rim and place it up side down on a generous serving of ground up Moroccan hash, (similar to salt on a margarita)

    (3) Add half a glass of crushed ice

    (4) Take one double shot of espresso nation Brazilian blue, pour gently in to the goblet vie a strategically angled record player playing essential Pavarotti’s Aprile.

    (5) Add one Shot Baileys, one shot Amarillo, and one shot of Grey Goose Vodka,

    (6) Stir with mixing spoon

    (7) Enjoy with a Cigar.

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  9. Loose Unit

    Bashers Cock-tail | D-Man Morrison!

    LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

    1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

    2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

    3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

    4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

    5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

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  10. Omega

    Dance For Haiti

    This coming Friday there is a benefit concert for the Earthquake victims in Haiti.

    Should be a good night, spread the word.

    And don’t forget you dancing shoes

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