Leisure vs Wellington Lumberjack – Sun. June 18
(Courtesy of Paps)
FATHER’S DAY, BASHERS, CRICKET ALL HAPPENING SUNDAY MORNING!
Our very sober skipper first to be at the camel only to find out it’s closed! Calls were made to the club captain, who called Alice. She didn’t answer. Bambi called Steve, Tampon called Steve, Alice called Steve, Steve didn’t answer. All the while, we were being subjected to life affirming soundbites from three gurning kunts who had just come out of Lola and decided to latch on to us. Eventually we got in, but pies not an option. It’s Ok, at least we can pack an esky but what’s this…no bus either?! So leave the Esky for business
Business vs Hot Dogs – June 18,2017
On a bright sunny (I assume from the brightness, though the sun was rarely seen) Sunday morning, saw our stand in skipper setting an example and turned up early to Camel, only to find some of the team members are late ! Angel finally turning up, much to the displeasure of a highly animated bus driver, the bus was boarded. The Bashers promptly went on to dig into some delicious pies (Thanks to Fluffer, as always), and Angel's conspiracy-theory of #PieGate was put to rest.
Nanjing Rural Sixes 2017
Captain Darling Reports:
Day 1 – Wizard’s Tea
The inaugural Serious Simon game on Nanjing soil was hotly anticipated to say the least. As the touring party tussled their way through the crowd at the station and onto the train, there was only a brief scare with both the touring kit and Captain Darling (Windy) being misplaced in the fracas. Both were soon located and the focus swiftly moved onto Rum & Wizard’s tea.
Bashers Touring Kit – Order #2
There has been a lot of interest in the touring kit, so if you missed out and you want to go camo, then post an order below. We'll be able to order another round once we hit quantities of 10-20!
Nanjing Form Guide and Auction Results
Players for the Nanjing Rural Sixes 2017 were auctioned off last night to the two captains with a five million Basher bucks salary cap.
Lumberjack – Leisure V Wellington Sunday 14th May
The Leisure XI gathered, bleary-eyed, at The Camel for a match against Wellington early on Sunday 14th May. Pies and beers spread their way around the bus as the Bashers regaled stories from the previous evening. Bhenchod’s attempt and failure to build cross-class relations with a resident of Hull and Rash’s sleep in the park after being locked out were particular highlights. The bus journey flew by and after much hilarity, The Bashers arrived at SRFC eager for victory.
Pirates vs Shangzhen
The Pirates opened their campaign in the SCA T20 League with a loss to Shangzhen (Shanghai University of Political Science and Law) on the weekend. New Pirates skipper, Shitshoes, lost the toss and was asked to bat first on a hot summers morning at Tongji University.
Pirates T20 League
SCA T20 League 2017
This is a historic weekend for the Shanghai Cricket Club, as one of our representative teams, the Pirates, plays its first match in the new SCA T20 League this year.
Lumberjack Leisure Vs Dulwich 16th April 2017
Leisure met at the camel at 730ish for the trip to SRFC for the second match of the season.
Square Root was making a welcome return after being back in the UK on royal engagements and was obviously excited for the match day ahead. So excited that he had got hammered the night before and at about 3am Sunday morning decided to share some delightful prose in the match Wechat group, where he effused about each team member by trying to use a characteristic of their bashers name to describe them. In the lumberjack below, names will be followed in brackets by Rooty’s 3am description of said Basher.
Wide Brims coming 25 May
Bashers Wide Brim Hats
The wide brim hats are ordered and will arrive in time for drinks on the 25th May - just in time for the tour to Nanjing! These sold out in one boozy fines session at the Camel (and some bought them without realizing – cheers Fruitbox), so don't miss out! The hats will sell for 80rmb each and that's a real bargain.