2010 Awards

Presented at Kakadu and it was glorious.

• Manuel Noriega Award for Drug Trafficking and Undermining the President
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Tony Robbins Award for Self Motivation
  Channa “Made In” Phillip
• Bill Gates Award Award for Philanthropy
  Sunny “KC” Sahi
• Phil Knight Award for Outsourcing
  Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
• Daley Thompson Award for Tossing
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• Wile E. Coyote Award for Learning
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• China Inc Award Award for Extraordinary Growth
  Rowan “Hedgehog” Turner
• Jim Henson Award Award for Puppet Mastery
  Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
• Sarah Palin Award Award for Draft Choice of the Year
  Shaun “Golden Shears” Lear
• Scully & Mulder Award Award for Holding the Files
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Geronimo Award for Rain Dancing
  Chris “Larry” Shaw
• Julia Roberts Award for Bridesmaid
  Andrew “Whipper-Snipper” Unsworth
• Rocky Balboa Award Award for Comeback of the Year
  Justyn “Scooby” Field
• Jacques Cousteau Award for Best Work in the Wet
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning
• Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
  Sean “Korean” Malcon
• Bernie Madoff Award for Accounting
  Dean “Loose” Lapthorne
• Mikhail Baryshnikov Award for Turning Around Quickly
  Jason “Queen Mary” Adamson
• Jenny Craig Award Award for Protecting Figures
  Steve “3PO” Read
• Hairy Crab Award for Delicacy
  Fabian “Grooverider” Rebeiro
• Dean Martin Award for Crooning
  Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal
• Mark Zuckerberg Award for Having No Friends
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Roger Federer Award for Web Returns
  Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
  Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
• Harry Houdini Award for Missed Fines
  Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva
• Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the anti-basher
  Nigel “Campo” Schroff
• Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
  Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
• Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration
  Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pazzani
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
  Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
• Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard
• China Eastern Award for Punctuality
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
• John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch
  Andy “Tank” Scott
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading
  EJ
• Pamela Anderson for Most Improved Player
  Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
• Ava Sydney Hewitt-Cartwright Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Tom “Latex” Ash
• Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
  Tony “Badabing” Finocchiaro
• Geisha of the Year
  Natalie “Roller GIrl” Worrall
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Dean “Loose” Lapthorne
• Leisure Batsman of the Year
  Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
• Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
• Pleasure Batsman of the Year
  Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
• Pleasure Fielder of the Year
  Andy “Tank” Scott
• Business Bowler of the Year
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Business Batsman of the Year
  Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
• Business Fielder of the Year
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
• Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
• Andy “Tank” Scott