Bashers Leisure vs Poodong 4th August 2018

Bashers Leisure vs Pudong v.2

Bashers 3rd string locked koks with Pudong for the 2nd time in 2 weeks. Hot.

Considering the poor effort and lack of form from the individual producing this Lumberjack very late, he forgot most of it. The only pre-game thing of note was Fisty’s breakfast photo which Tampon was vexing on because his xiaolongbao was touching the baked beans. Your correspondent is with Tampon on this one. As with the Bashers, never mix business with pleasure.

After consulting CricHQ, Bashers won the game. Just about. Pudong Power batted first, and reached a measly 113 at the SRFC. Highlight of the bowling attack most certainly came from debutant Griff (Gunty), who took a Bashers “Fihfer”, taking 4 wickets himself and then a fellow Bashers dropping number 5 on the boundary which would have been the conventional 5 wicketer. Tucker chipped with another 3 wickets and Giraffe and Dongy grabbing one each.

With 5 an over needed, Bashers got off to a leisurely start. Fisty was certainly getting his SUBS moneys worth by batting for what seemed like 3 days 13 hours and a shit break. 14 off 70 balls, a drinks break, a typhoon and a piss break later, Fisty ran himself out to the delight of pretty much everyone in the ground, even Bashers canine friend who got up to come and watch. Bhenchod did a classic sister-fooka and got 6 before being caught cheaply, and Pope came in by giving Fisty a kick up the arse to get a quick fire 17 (S-R 141) that pushed Bashers on towards the target required. \

RELEASE THE CAMEROOOOOOON.

New Basher Cameroon (black Tats and hes called Cameron) came in and got a very respectable 41 off 42 to leave the honors to Kiwi buddy Fluffer to come in and knock the winning runs in the last over. A dragged out batting performance finally ended in victory to complete the double over a lacking Pudong side. A big shout out to Fake News who got 0 NOT OUT at the end of the innings despite being at the crease for 229 minutes acc. to the scoreboard. That means that he was actually stood at the crease waiting to bat for 3 hours and 49 minutes (since 8.30am)

New Bashers:

Cameron Hunt: Cameroon

Griff Bristed: Gunty Rhodes