1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.
2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…
3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.
4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.
5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!
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follow with a baijiu chaser! http://basherscc.org/gallery/2009_sixes/sixes09-8095.jpg
spoke to D-Man before. He has just come back from India and all is good after the India/Sth.Africa Test Series. He's headed next week to call the IPL so listen out for some classic D-Man one liners!