2008 Awards

As given out over curry and beer at Delhi Zaike on Friday, 28 November 2008.

• Denny Crane Award – For Most Ineffectual Figurehead:
  President Mal “Omega” Collins
• Kublai Khan Award – For Empire Building:
  Paul “Terror” Turner
• Roger Federer Award – For Best Return Of email:
  Geoff “Slab” Howe
• Elton John Award – For Throwing Parties We Don’t Get Invited To:
  Evan “Divinyl” Golbach
• Evil Kneivel Award – For Best Use of Safety Equipment:
  Justyn “Scooby” Field
• Lance Armstrong Award – For Shitiest Break:
  Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
• Fred Dagg Award – For Most Perverse Use Of Footwear:
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Captain Cook Award – Most Miles Travelled:
  Sameer “Papsmear” Jolly
• Jimmy Page Award – For Solo Performance:
  Ed “Don Juan” Owen
• Greg Louganis Award – For Jumping In At The Deep End:
  Sunny “KC” Sahi
• Joe Lieberman Award – For Scoring Most Runs Against the Bashers:
  Andy “Tank” Scott
• Ashwarya Rai Award – For Best New Actress:
  Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
• Simba The Lion Award – For Loyalty:
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Harry Houdini Award – For Most Missed Fines:
  Zeb “Camel” Khan
• Joan Rivers Award – For Fashion Critic of the Year:
  Deano “Lucy” Lapthorne
• Hugh Hefner Award – For Contribution To Porn Industry:
  Thomas “The Professor” Christiansen
• Fidel Castro Award – For Most Upsetting The Anti-Basher:
  Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
• Rosa Parks Award – For Bus Tourist of the Year:
  Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
• Nadia Comaneci Award – For Best Gymnastic Performance:
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard
• King Ludwig II Award – For Protecting His Castle:
  Luke “Turtle” Benbow
• Bobby Ewing Award – Most Miraculous Recovery:
  Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
• Captain Edward Smith Award – For Titanic Captaincy:
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Usain Bolt Award – For Best Victory Celebration:
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• Giorgio Armani Award – For Best Dressed:
  Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
• Bart Simpson Award – For Sledge of the Year:
  Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens
• League Fielder Of The Year:
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Twenty20 Batsman of the Year:
  Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner
• League Bowler of the Year:
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Twenty20 Bowler of the Year:
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard
• League Batsman of the Year:
  Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary
• Qin Shi Huang Award – Twenty20 Fielder Of The Year:
  Andre “Chopper” DeLarue
• Captain’s Award – Player Of The Year:
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• President’s Award – Basher Of The Year:
  Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne