1. 2011 Awards

    • Carlos Tevez Award for Constant Bitching About Playing
      Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
    • Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year
      Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall 
    • Gary Glitter Kid’s Choice Award
      Paul “Woodstock” Howard 
    • Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
      SAS Craig 
    • Queen Elizabeth II Award for Protocol
      Rafi “Twiggy” Hussain
    •  Timothy Leary Award for Being Out of it Before His TIme
       Chisamba “Kitbag” Mayondi
    • Tsar Peter The Great Award for Conquering the Russian People
       Pat “The Dog” Savina
    • Stephen Donald Award for Answering His Phone & Unexpected Heroism
      Clayton “Call Girl” Van der Ross 
    • Thich Quang Duc Memorial Award for Not Combusting During RWC
      Sam “Swahili” Finnerty 
    • Grace Kelly Award for Elegant Stroke Play
      Andrew “Pitstop” Yee 
    • Blaise Pascal Award for Performing Under Pressure
      Benjamin “Conan” Parris 
    • Rocky Balboa Award for For Comeback of the Year
      Justyn “Scooby” Field 
    • Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs
      Darren “Dazzler” Manning 
    • CCTV5 Award for Live Coverage of International Sports
      Glen “Growler” Rowell 
    • George Dubya Bush Award for Clueless President Elected In a Dodgy Vote
      Oliver “Stats” Austin 
    • George Dubya Bush “Mission Accomplished” Award
      Sheyan “Dipso” Patel 
    • Henri Paul Award for Sober Driving
      Mal “Omega” Collins 
    • Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
      Sabrina “Billy’s Mama” D’Silva 
    • Roger Federer Award for Web Returns
      Andy “Tank” Scott 
    • Imelda Marcos Award for Footwear Violations
      Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood 
    • The Fellowship of the Ring Award for Protection of the Precious
      Sameer “Paps” Jolly 
    • John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage
      Jack “Dags” Sheppard 
    • Dorothy Draper Award for Interior Decoration
      Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill 
    • Charlie Sheen Award for Not Letting His Job Get In The Way Of A Good Time
      Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod 
    • Quade Cooper Award for Choking
      Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva 
    • Anders Behring Breivik Award for Completely Losing Control
      Paul “Woodstock” Howard 
    • Christopher Reeve Award for Not Walking
      Rakesh “Rock” Kumar 
    • Papa Johns Award for Arriving Pre-Heated
      John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol 
    • Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity
      Chris “Puberty” Douglas 
    • Federazione Italiana Giuoco Calcio Special Award for Being Prone
      Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal 
    • Pippa Middleton Award for Tight Arse
      Kevin “Cassius” Wright 
    • Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
      Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall 
    • King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
      Sean “Korean” Malcon 
    • Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero
      Channa “Made In” Phillip 
    • China Eastern Award for Punctuality
      Richard “Latte” Yates 
    • Max Factor Man of the Year for Application of Rouge
      Herb “Ganja” Chow 
    • Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines
      Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri 
    • Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions To The Porn Industry
      Tom “Latex” Ash 
    • Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
       Travis “Swoop” Weir
    • Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
       Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
    • Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher
       Jack “Dags” Sheppard
    • Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
      Ainsley “Pusher” Mann 
    • Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
      Shaun “Golden Shears” Lear
    • John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
      Tim “Tiny” O’Connell
    • Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
      Lucy “Loose” Loosington
    • Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo performance
      Norman “Mouse” Lau
    • Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
      Agung “Hot Lava” Mann
    • Giulia Sarkozy Award for Newcomer of the Year
      Mei “Sharapova” Chun Hua
    • Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
      Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
    • Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
      Mike “Tubby” Hall
    • Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
      Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
    • Geisha of the Year
      Jenny “Inky” O’Connell
    • Business Batsman of the Year
      Darren “Dazzler” Manning
    • Business Bowler of the Year
      Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
    • Business Fielder of the Year
      Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
    • Pleasure Batsman of the Year
      Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
    • Pleasure Bowler of the Year
      Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
    • Pleasure Fielder of the Year
      Glen “Growler” Rowell
    • Leisure Batsman of the Year
      Norman “Mouse” Lau
    • Leisure Bowler of the Year
      Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
    • Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
      Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
    • Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
      Darren “Dazzler” Manning
    • President’s Award for Basher of the Year
      Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall

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