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2011 Awards

• Carlos Tevez Award for Constant Bitching About Playing
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall 
• Gary Glitter Kid’s Choice Award
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard 
• Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
  SAS Craig 
• Queen Elizabeth II Award for Protocol
  Rafi “Twiggy” Hussain
•  Timothy Leary Award for Being Out of it Before His TIme
   Chisamba “Kitbag” Mayondi
• Tsar Peter The Great Award for Conquering the Russian People
   Pat “The Dog” Savina
• Stephen Donald Award for Answering His Phone & Unexpected Heroism
  Clayton “Call Girl” Van der Ross 
• Thich Quang Duc Memorial Award for Not Combusting During RWC
  Sam “Swahili” Finnerty 
• Grace Kelly Award for Elegant Stroke Play
  Andrew “Pitstop” Yee 
• Blaise Pascal Award for Performing Under Pressure
  Benjamin “Conan” Parris 
• Rocky Balboa Award for For Comeback of the Year
  Justyn “Scooby” Field 
• Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning 
• CCTV5 Award for Live Coverage of International Sports
  Glen “Growler” Rowell 
• George Dubya Bush Award for Clueless President Elected In a Dodgy Vote
  Oliver “Stats” Austin 
• George Dubya Bush “Mission Accomplished” Award
  Sheyan “Dipso” Patel 
• Henri Paul Award for Sober Driving
  Mal “Omega” Collins 
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
  Sabrina “Billy’s Mama” D’Silva 
• Roger Federer Award for Web Returns
  Andy “Tank” Scott 
• Imelda Marcos Award for Footwear Violations
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood 
• The Fellowship of the Ring Award for Protection of the Precious
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly 
• John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage
  Jack “Dags” Sheppard 
• Dorothy Draper Award for Interior Decoration
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill 
• Charlie Sheen Award for Not Letting His Job Get In The Way Of A Good Time
  Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod 
• Quade Cooper Award for Choking
  Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva 
• Anders Behring Breivik Award for Completely Losing Control
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard 
• Christopher Reeve Award for Not Walking
  Rakesh “Rock” Kumar 
• Papa Johns Award for Arriving Pre-Heated
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol 
• Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity
  Chris “Puberty” Douglas 
• Federazione Italiana Giuoco Calcio Special Award for Being Prone
  Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal 
• Pippa Middleton Award for Tight Arse
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright 
• Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall 
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
  Sean “Korean” Malcon 
• Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero
  Channa “Made In” Phillip 
• China Eastern Award for Punctuality
  Richard “Latte” Yates 
• Max Factor Man of the Year for Application of Rouge
  Herb “Ganja” Chow 
• Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines
  Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri 
• Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions To The Porn Industry
  Tom “Latex” Ash 
• Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
   Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
   Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher
   Jack “Dags” Sheppard
• Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
  Ainsley “Pusher” Mann 
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  Shaun “Golden Shears” Lear
• John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
  Tim “Tiny” O’Connell
• Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
  Lucy “Loose” Loosington
• Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo performance
  Norman “Mouse” Lau
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Agung “Hot Lava” Mann
• Giulia Sarkozy Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Mei “Sharapova” Chun Hua
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
  Mike “Tubby” Hall
• Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
  Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
• Geisha of the Year
  Jenny “Inky” O’Connell
• Business Batsman of the Year
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Business Fielder of the Year
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
• Pleasure Batsman of the Year
  Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
• Pleasure Fielder of the Year
  Glen “Growler” Rowell
• Leisure Batsman of the Year
  Norman “Mouse” Lau
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
  Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
• Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall