1. 2009 Awards

    • Barack Obama Award for Least Memorable Victory Speech
      Mal “Omega” Collins
    • Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead
      Denzyl “Brokeback” Allwright
    • Rossco P. Coltrane Award for Hottest Pursuit
      Dave “MVP” Silverman
    • Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
      Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
    • Kerry Packer Award for Pyjama Cricket & Marvelous Commentary
      Richard “Parrot” Yates
    • Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
      John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
    • Patch Adams Award for Putting Bashing Before Health
      Dean “Loose Bowels” Lapthorne
    • Nostradamus Award for Predicting the Past
      Channa “Made In” Phillip
    • Michael Crawford Award for Best Performance as the Phantom
      Sunny “KC” Sahi
    • Lady Godiva Award for Inability to dress himself
      Navin “Symbol” Saxena
    • China Eastern Award for Punctuality
      Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
    • King Ludwig II Award for Protecting his castle
      Oliver “Stats” Austin
    • Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research
      Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal
    • Florence nightingale Award for Best Use of Band-Aids
      Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
    • John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
      Andy “Tank” Scott
    • Victoria’s Secret Award for Best Lingerie
      Sameer “Paps” Jolly
    • Tenzing Norgay Award for Carrying Other People’s kit
      Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
    • Edmund Hillary Award for Letting others carry his kit
      Kevin “Cassius” Wright
    • Willy Nelson Award for Most Fines
      Hamish “Katie” Stevens
    • Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
      Sam “Circus” White
    • Elizabeth I Award for Abstinence
      Evan “Divinyl” Goldbach
    • He KeXin Award for Flexibility
      Ed “Don Juan” Owen
    • Fidel Castro Award for Most Upsetting the anti-basher
      Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
    • Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
      Paul “Woodstock” Howard
    • Galileo Galilei Award for Reaching for the Sky
      Travis “Swoop” Weir
    • Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Award for Newcomer of the Year
      Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
    • Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns
      Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva
    • Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
      Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
    • Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year
      Luke “Turtle” Benbow
    • Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration
      Phil “Filthy” & Mia “Squeaky” Mildenhall
    • Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
      Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
    • Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
      THE BASHERS!
    • Geisha of the Year
      Hannah “Lady Dick” Churchill
    • Pleasure Bowler of the year
      Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva
    • Pleasure Batsman of the year
      Mal “Omega” Collins
    • Qin Shi Huang Award for Pleasure Fielder of the Year
      Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
    • Pleasure All-rounder of the Year
      Andy “Tank” Scott
    • Business Batsman of the Year
      Oliver “Stats” Austin
    • Business Bowler of the Year
      John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
    • Business Fielder of the Year
      Kevin “Cassius” Wright
    • Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
      Sameer “Paps” Jolly
    • President’s Award for Basher of the Year
      Hamish “Katie” Stevens

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