29 November 2009 by birdshit
- Barack Obama Award for Least Memorable Victory Speech
Mal “Omega” Collins
- Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead
Denzyl “Brokeback” Allwright
- Rossco P. Coltrane Award for Hottest Pursuit
Dave “MVP” Silverman
- Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
- Kerry Packer Award for Pyjama Cricket & Marvelous Commentary
Richard “Parrot” Yates
- Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
- Patch Adams Award for Putting Bashing Before Health
Dean “Loose Bowels” Lapthorne
- Nostradamus Award for Predicting the Past
Channa “Made In” Phillip
- Michael Crawford Award for Best Performance as the Phantom
Sunny “KC” Sahi
- Lady Godiva Award for Inability to dress himself
Navin “Symbol” Saxena
- China Eastern Award for Punctuality
Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
- King Ludwig II Award for Protecting his castle
Oliver “Stats” Austin
- Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research
Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal
- Florence nightingale Award for Best Use of Band-Aids
Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
- John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
Andy “Tank” Scott
- Victoria’s Secret Award for Best Lingerie
Sameer “Paps” Jolly
- Tenzing Norgay Award for Carrying Other People’s kit
Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
- Edmund Hillary Award for Letting others carry his kit
Kevin “Cassius” Wright
- Willy Nelson Award for Most Fines
Hamish “Katie” Stevens
- Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
Sam “Circus” White
- Elizabeth I Award for Abstinence
Evan “Divinyl” Goldbach
- He KeXin Award for Flexibility
Ed “Don Juan” Owen
- Fidel Castro Award for Most Upsetting the anti-basher
Sheyan “Dipso” Patel
- Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
Paul “Woodstock” Howard
- Galileo Galilei Award for Reaching for the Sky
Travis “Swoop” Weir
- Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Award for Newcomer of the Year
Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod
- Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns
Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva
- Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
- Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year
Luke “Turtle” Benbow
- Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration
Phil “Filthy” & Mia “Squeaky” Mildenhall
- Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
- Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
THE BASHERS!
- Geisha of the Year
Hannah “Lady Dick” Churchill
- Pleasure Bowler of the year
Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva
- Pleasure Batsman of the year
Mal “Omega” Collins
- Qin Shi Huang Award for Pleasure Fielder of the Year
Ainsley “Pusher” Mann
- Pleasure All-rounder of the Year
Andy “Tank” Scott
- Business Batsman of the Year
Oliver “Stats” Austin
- Business Bowler of the Year
John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
- Business Fielder of the Year
Kevin “Cassius” Wright
- Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
Sameer “Paps” Jolly
- President’s Award for Basher of the Year
Hamish “Katie” Stevens
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