Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

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    Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

    Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

    Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

    Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

    Serve through intravenous drip

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    1. Loose Unit

      Lovely

    2. birdshit

      Your turn to invent one now for one of your fellow Bashers

    3. Loose Unit

      Let me have a think and I’ll get back to youse!

    4. Stats

      Whilst mixing this exotic cocktail, you should be listening to the chorus of Kasabian’s ‘Vlad the Impaler’
      Those who know the song will understand.

    5. Loose Unit

      Me and Serge from Kasabian go way back. I think I got a co-writing credit for that!

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