Bashers Cricket Club

Denny Crane Award - For Most Ineffectual Figurehead:  President Mal “Omega” Collins

Kublai Khan Award - For Empire Building: Paul “Terror” Turner

Roger Federer Award - For Best Return Of email: Geoff “Slab” Howe

Elton John Award - For Throwing Parties We Don’t Get Invited To: Evan “Divynal” Golbach

Evil Kneivel Award - For Best Use of Safety Equipment: Justyn “Scooby” Field

Lance Armstrong Award - For Shitiest Break: Sheyan “Dipso” Patel

Fred Dagg Award - For Most Perverse Use Of Footwear: Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill

Captain Cook Award - Most Miles Travelled: Sameer “Papsmear” Jolly

Jimmy Page Award - For Solo Performance: Ed “Don Juan” Owen

Greg Louganis Award - For Jumping In At The Deep End: Sunny “KC” Sahi

Joe Lieberman Award - For Scoring Most Runs Against the Bashers: Andy “Tank” Scott

Aishwarya Rai Award – For Best New Actress: Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary

Simba The Lion Award - For Loyalty: John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol

Harry Houdini Award - For Most Missed Fines: Zeb “Camel” Khan

Joan Rivers Award - For Fashion Critic of the Year: Deano “Lucy” Lapthorne

Hugh Hefner Award - For Contribution to the Porn Industry: Thomas “The Professor” Christiansen

Fidel Castro Award - For Most Upsetting The Anti-Basher: Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner

Rosa Parks Award - For Bus Tourist of the Year: Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens

Nadia Comăneci Award - For Best Gymnastic Performance: Paul “Woodstock” Howard

King Ludwig II Award - For Protecting His Castle: Luke “Turtle” Benbow

Bobby Ewing Award - Most Miraculous Recovery: Rakesh “Rock” Kumar

Captain Edward Smith Award - For Titanic Captaincy: Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright

Usain Bolt Award - For Best Victory Celebration: Oliver “Stats” Austin

Giorgio Armani Award - For Best Dressed: Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani

Bart Simpson Award – For Sledge of the Year: Hamish “Hammertime” Stevens

League Fielder of the Year: Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill

Twenty20 Batsman of the Year: Andrew “Jim’s Mowing” Gardiner

League Bowler of the Year: Sameer “Paps” Jolly

Twenty20 Bowler of the Year: Paul “Woodstock” Howard

League Batsman of the Year: Sanjay “Jabber” Poojary

Qin Shi Huang Award – Twenty20 Fielder of the Year: Andre “Chopper” DeLarue

Skipper’s Award - Player of the Year: Oliver “Stats” Austin

President’s Award - Club Member of the Year: Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne

Bashers Legend Award: Neal “Birdshit” Watkins

There’s a full gallery of piccies here: http://basherscc.org/gallery/2008-awards/