This Friday 17th 7.30pm: fit chicks in bikinis + Tubby’s speedo lumps. Get there.

Lads + Geishas,

I’ve been selected as a finalist to compete for Mr Amazing Shanghai on Friday night at the Kerry Hotel from 7.30pm.

Please come and erm, ‘support’ me in my underpants, drink free booze and food and watch people strutting on the stage to win the prizes – all the fittest chicks in Shanghai will be there wearing the smallest clothing possible – dress code for the event is ‘Show some skin – less is more’. Think hotpants and high heels.

For a brief (tee hee) period of time I will be in my jocks on stage, likely drunk for courage. Cheering and catcalls from the audience will make it easier. I will certainly answer to the name Tubby if a Basher calls me that, anyone else calling me that will get a punch in the face.

Please come along and invite your friends.

I promise there will be much better looking chicks (and blokes for the geishas) than me going for the Mr/Ms Fit category wearing bikinis, and with free booze and food it should be worth a trip out to Pudong.

Here is my (hopefully) slightly amusing essay about why I should get the win: http://www.whs-12weekchallenge.com/2012/08/get-a-filter-bro-by-mike-hall/

I promise this is the last time I will spam Bashers about my weight loss shenanigans, unless I get fat again and return to scoring lots of runs at a ridiculous rate.

Here is the flyer: