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Ashes with the Bashers
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap đź‘Ź"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"
Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Cracker "342 Cracker (XL) 500 Batman (XXXL) Snuggles would like one if we can do a ladies' cut"- Paps "if we r doing ladies cut 1 for (36 mrs.jolly M) as well"
- Cracker "407 Soapy (M)"
- birdshit "Not Nurse?"
- Bambi "282 Bambi M"
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Bowled Over – Bashers make the Global Times!
Global Times met with some of the Bashers to discuss cricket in Shanghai over drinks before Chinese New Year. I think the main reason was because the Cricket World Cup was just starting in NZ and Australia (but it could also have been a very slow news week). Anyway, after meeting Shit Shoes and Korean, and then wechating with Sharapova, the reporter came up with this article.
The Anti-Basher Bashed!
Just a little taste of what is in store for the rest of the league this year...
Gaelic Football Competition – Saturday 7 March at SRFC
Bashers Gaelic Squad:
1. Stats
2. Shit Shoes
3. Tantric
4. Pope
5. Long Dong
6. Korean
7. Hard-on
Cricket World Cup Sweepstakes
The Bashers World Quiz was a great night out! Birdshit was at his cryptic best, and even snuck in a few "architecture" questions.
Bashers Slayers Lumberjack, 1 February 2015
Bashers Slayers 57 vs Cape Grape 92
Hot Dogs 111 vs Bashers Slayers 70
A cold, grey day for a brace of ragged Bashers Slayers performances, and Spanner's Stag night the previous day certainly didn't help. G'rilla and Paps had to work, so thanks to Cranky and Hothead for stepping up at the last minute. It was a pretty forgettable afternoon, so I'll focus on the positives:
Bashers Slayers Lumberjack, 18 January
The morning dawned hazy and cold, as Shitshoes, Peking & Messi arrived at the Camel just in time to see Starc claim the first Indian scalp at the MCG before heading off to the Arena. It was an empty & frosty Arena, and we discovered the Hot Dogs were short meaning Malpass & Cummings would play from the Hot Dogs A side. Korean, Sharapova & Long Dong arrived soon after to make up the Bashers Slayers team.
Bashers Christmas Wishes
Wishing all Bashers - everywhere - a very merry Christmas, and a fantastic 2015!
Cheers lads,
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Bashers Slayers Lumberjack, 30 November
After Tank’s critique of the last round’s lumberjack, I hope this is more acceptable.
Three Bashers, with heavy heads from the previous night’s End of Season Bash, arrived at the Camel at 11.45am. Peking rode up on his bike, and everyone immediately jumped into a passing taxi, leaving Peking’s keys hanging in the bike lock (later Tantric was able to take the keys out and hand them to the Camel bar staff – cheers Tantric). This shows the mental preparedness of the team – totally focused on the afternoon’s games.
Phil Hughes
Australian Cricketer Phil Hughes died today, three days before turning 26.
I read this news while I was meant to be working on the Bashers awards presentation for this Saturday. If this years awards are a little lacking then I apologise, I was distracted and shaken by the news.
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