Shanghai Cricket ClubBashers Ashes July-August 2026
This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
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Ashes with the Bashers
terror "3-1"
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Parrot's 50th
Shit Shoes "First selection for the Leisure in '11 and Parrot was captain. Typhoon hit Shanghai that weekend. No call, no message. Took the train out to SRFC to find chaos, fences down, trees in tatters. No game. Cheers skip! Fortunately found Korean and we headed back to the Camel where Parrot was running a cricket replacement day drinking session 🍻"
The Pope "Congratulations on the half century buddy. Celebrate in style - I know you will. Many happy memories from the golden days together. And hopefully some more in the not too distant future! Love from Pope and the gang"
Norm "Congrats on the half century, Parrot! Many an infamous moments with you...will save them for out next beer! Keep smashing them out!"
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Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short
- Shit Shoes "Haven't seen a lumberjack for some time but could feel the summer heat reading this one..."
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Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell
Skid Row "Top stuff Bashers! Good lumberjacking, Swiper!"
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Aussie Lunch of the Century
madein "I'm in."
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Jacking From Afar - Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024
- Skid Row "Paps took a catch? Nice April fools there"
Sensation "Sensation isn't hiding. He is just giving you guys a head start."
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!
Omega "Tops Scribing DRS ! polite golf clap 👏"- Sensation "Nice stuff DRS!"
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Anji Cricket Sixes
Paps "jolly's - 2adult + 1kid"
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K
birdshit "Bravo Warcry."
Bambi "Absolutely amazing Warcry, you massive K!"- Paps "brilliant warcry and u r a massive K!"
- birdshit "It should be noted that this was Warcry's lumberjack for the match two weeks ago, almost exclusively referring to the semi. Storeman has been bumped to the next match."
Fake News "Well done warcry you massive K Still waiting on my present Paps"- Shit Shoes "Unlucky lads... Hope the fines session was appropriately celebrated in true Bashers fashion..."
Hard On "K!"
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Slipping past 69; an ode to a semi
- Paps "get on the bus u k...s"
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2023 Tour Shirt
Hasina "334 Hasina S"
Dags "170 Dags 3XL"
Square Root "238 Rooty M"- Skid Row "259 Skiddy XL 259+1 Ladies S Cheers birdy"
Member Club
Recent Sledging
Friday 31 July
Thursday 11 March
150th Anniversary Test at the MCG
150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.
Bashers Polos – Last 6 in Large Only!!!
The stylish Bashers polo shirts are now available in a range of six colours: white, yellow, orange, red, blue, and navy for the bargain price of 120rmb. The polos feature a minimalist Basher logo on the left chest, and our blog website on the right sleeve, as designed by Birdshit, one of our club legends.
SCC Summer T20 League
The SCC is doing something different this year for the Summer T20 League. The league will run from 11-12 July until 2-3 August 2015.
Beijing beat SCC Dragons to retain China Cup, 7 July ’15
Beijing 206/4 defeated the Shanghai Dragons 203 all out
A couple of weekends back, the SCC sent a Dragons (1st XI) touring team to Beijing to attempt to win back the China Cup (won by Beijing after a shocker from SCC last year saw them start a home game with only 10 players). Cassius and Square Root were part of the squad, but only Cassius played in the final XI.
Leisure v Dulwich Knights, Sunday 14th June 2015
If I was Shakespeare then this Lumberjack would be creative, elegent and worth reading, however, I'm not, so if you don't like it then write it yourself next time.
Teams: Leisure vs Dulwich, Business vs Daredevils, 14 June 2015
We had an overwhelming response for the matches this weekend, so there were plenty of tough (and last minute) selection decisions. We're up against two good teams this weekend, so lets get out there and show that we've got some game!
Leisure vs Pudong
1. Dags (c)
2. Truffles
3. Tampon
4. Mouse
5. Omega
6. Birdshit
7. Square Root
8. Consent
Weekend Teams (SCSC) – 31 May – UPDATED
After a glorious winning feeling last weekend, lets keep that going and bash 'em this Sunday too!!!
Lumberjack – Leisure V Daredevils, 24th May 2015
Triple Header 2.2 - The Bloody Basher Blitzkrieg
How do you begin to write your first lumberjack for the 2nd Triple Header weekend and not only that, one that follows the rambunctious evening of the night before? Oh, like that I guess. I must warn you this is a long one. Are you sitting comfortably? Then let us begin. As a precursor, if any of the information contained below is mistaken, misleading, exaggerated or just damn right lies, well get stuffed, you can write it next time!
Teams for the Weekend’s Triple Header
Well done to the Club for getting 35 Bashers available this weekend – it was looking unlikely on Thursday morning! We have 3 good sides lining up, plus plenty of debutants too, and we even have the new playing shirts for this season. It’s beautiful weather at the moment, so let’s get out there and play some cricket!
Camel Bashers Report, Nanjing Rural Sixes, 16 May 2015
Blue Dawn in Nanjing: The Rising Suzhou Menace, or The Story of the Camel Bashers at the Nanjing Rural Sixes 2015
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