Presented at Geneva on Saturday 16 December 2023
- Stan Lee Award for Caption of the Year
Neal “Birdshit” Watkins “Krakatoe”
- Henry Kissenger Award for International Relations
Julian “Sensation” Wilson
- Rip Van Winkle Award for Napping
Ravi “Fake News” Singh
- Laura Ashley Award for Interior Design
Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
- Pavel Checkov Award for for Navigation
Sheldon “Fiddy Percent” van der Nest
- Edward VII Award for Leave of the Year
Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
- Queen Elizabeth II Award for Never Leaving
Ash “Clam” & Chloe “Pearl” Farr
- Alessandro Pezanni Award for Best Dressed
Ben “Tucker” Avery
- Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
Phillip “Cracker” Williams
- Marie Kondo Award for Throwing Toys
Petra “Achal” Williams-Snuggles
- William Shatner Award for for Galactic Achievement
Lili “Demi” Zheng
- Moe Szyslak Award for Bartending
Chaminda “Fling” Surendra
- Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
Imran “Hasina” Chowdhury
- Justin Timberlake Award for Bringing Sexy Back
Saran “Suka” Kalyan
- Che Guevara Award for Complaining About Everything While Providing Implausible Solutions That Would Will Probably End In Him Being Shot
Mal “Opinionater” Collins
- Rosie the Robot Award for Housekeeping Skills
Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
- Phar lap Award for Endurance in Urinary Extravasation
Navin “Half Nelson” Alwani
- Sasquatch Award for Avoiding Capture
Beren Thomas “Covid20” Roberts
- Ray Charles Award for Looking Cool Batting in Sunglasses
Mahendra “Soapy” Khatri
- Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching
Chris “DRS” Barnard
- Davos Seaworth Award for Smuggling
Navin “Half Nelson” Alwani
- Guglielmo Marconi Award for Communications
Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
- Yogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year
Chaminda “Fling” Surendra
- Funk & Wagnalls Award for Word of the Year
Michael “Guru” Farrell: “Cumball”
- Warren Buffett Award for Fund management
Sameer “Paps” Jolly
- Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
Sean “The Korean” Malcon
- Ginger Rogers Award for for Dance
Mahendra “Soapy” Khatri
- King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
- Dr Who Award for Time Travel
Alastair “Square Root” Darby
- Frodo Baggins Award for Persistance
Mal “Omega” Collins
- Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year
Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
- Monty Python Award for Serious Simon
Chris “DRS” Barnard
- Dashiell Parr Award
Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
- Prince François of Luxembourg Award for Newcomer of the Year
Abinel “Hutchence” Matemera
- Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
Aaron Feng “Warcry” Yu
- Cecil Beaton Award for Photo of the Year
Elizabeth “Snugglebumps” Mitchell
- Geisha of the Year
Tania “Nurse” Jolly
- Moby Dick Award for Catch of the Year
Julian “Sensation” Wilson
- Leisure Fielder of the year
Sean “The Korean” Malcon
- Leisure Bowler of the Year
Alastair “Square Root” Darby
- Leisure Batter of the Year
Phillip “Cracker” Williams
- Business Batter of the Year
Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
- Business Bowler of the Year
Saran “Suka” Kalyan
- Business Fielder of the year
Julian “Sensation” Wilson
- Skippers Award for Player of the Year
Julian “Sensation” Wilson
- Presidents Award for Basher of the year
Julian “Sensation” Wilson
Unusually quiet around here