2022 Awards

As presented at Grade 360 on Saturday 3 December 2022

• Cookie Monster Award for Only Turning Up When There’s Food
  Rakesh “Rock” Kumar
• Strom Thurmond Award for Filibustering Fines
  Sean “The Korean” Malcon
• Madonna Ciccone Award for Orthodontics
  Mahendra “Soapy” Khatri
• Moby Dick Award for Catch of the Year
  Chiranjaya “Annual” Udumullage
• Denis Rodman Award for Fashion Choices
  Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
• Jan Železný Award for Toss of the Year
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Sam “Mayday” Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar
  Ash “Clam” Farr
• Phillip “Cracker” Williams
  Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
• Christopher “Darling” Jacomos
  Legendary Love Cannon Award for Newcomer of the Year
• Elizabeth Bennet Award for Debutante of the Year
  Tim “Storeman” Seow
• Alessandro Pezanni Award for Best Dressed
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• Ivanka Trump Award for Profiteering from Tragedy
  Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
• Dashiell Parr Award for Running Between Wickets
  Phillip “Cracker” Williams
• Julia Childs Award for Catering
  Elizabeth “Snugglebumps” Mitchell
• Alfred Hitchcock Award for Cameos
  Aaron Feng “Warcry” Yu
• Lou Ferrigno Award for Bulking Up
  Sarath “U-Turn” Ariyapperuma
• George Bradshaw Award for Scheduling
  Chris “DRS” Barnard
• Daddy Warbucks Award for Sugar Daddy of the Year
  Navin “Half Nelson” Alwani
• Yogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year
  “Like watching two leaves floating on a swimming pool”
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting his Castle
  Seb “Long Drop” Safwat
• Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Achal Gurnani Award for Fielding Moment of the Year
  Chaminda “Fling” Surendra
• Stephen Fry Award for Quiz Champ
  Michael “Guru” Farrell
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year
  Saran “Suka” Kalyan
• Idina Menzel Award for Letting it Go
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Charlie Chaplin Award for Littlest Hobo
  Julian “Sensation” Wilson
• Pinocchio Award for Having a Difficult Relationship with Cricket
  Jamar “Peaky” Rock
• Lockdown Radish Award for Run Out of the Year
  Ben “Tucker” Avery
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
  Sophia “Bluey” Avery
• Cecil Beaton Award for Photo of the Year
  The Jollys
• Yanet Garcia Award for Meteorology
  Ravi “Fake News” Singh
• Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching
  Christopher “Darling” Jacomos
• “You should always make love before playing cricket.“
  Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
• Satheesh “Eunuch” Motupalli
• Buster Keaton Award for Performance Art
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Keanu Reeves Award for Being a Good Dude
  Beren Thomas “Covid20” Roberts
• Bob the Builder Award for Worksite Safety
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Geisha of the Year
  Elizabeth “Snugglebumps” Mitchell
• Pleasure Batter of the Year
  Chris “DRS” Barnard
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Pleasure Fielder of the Year
  Sean “The Korean” Malcon
• Business Fielder of the Year
  Mahendra “Soapy” Khatri
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra
• Business Batter of the Year
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Skippers Award for Player of the Year
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Chaminda “Fling” Surendra