Presented in a bunker at Cages on Saturday 23 November 2019
- Jeeves & Wooster Award for Cocktails
361 Steven “a l’orange” Proud - China Eastern Award for Punctuality
352 Alastair “Natural” Calotier - Caitlin Jenner Award for Switching
281 Mehmood “Bam Bam” Afridi - Cassius Clay Award for Stylish Boxing
366 Mengyao “Glitter” Sun - Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon
373 Santosh “The Grinch” Sequeira - Bill Lawry Award for Best TV Personality
356 Shane “Brad Donman” Wilson - Julia Childs Award for Catering
5 Neal “Birdshit” Watkins - Peggy Bundy Award for Geisha of the Year
371 Ash “Clam” Farr - Gary Kasparov Award for Strategising
342 Phillip “Cracker” Williams - Jane Fonda Award for Fitness
304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice - Nigerian Prince Award for Laundering
367 Sarath “U-Turn” Ariyapperuma - Ashley Madison Award for Matchmaking
36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly - Pavel Chekov Award for Navigation
356 Shane “Friend Zone” Wilson - Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing
369 James “Focus” Higgins - Elton John Award for Having Parties We’re Not Invited to
60 Rakesh “Rock” Kumar - Spinal Tap Award for Excellence in Roadie Craft
6 Mal “Omega” Collins - Alfred Hitchcock Award for Cameo of the Year
238 Alastair “Square Root” Darby - Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
363 Ankit “Juggler” Kawatra - Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
292 Vignesh “Swiper” Viswanath - Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice - Bill Gates Award for Information Technology
327 Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali - Milton Friedman Award for Statistic of the Year
319 Ravi “Fake News” Singh - Vince Vaughn Award for Dodgeball
313 Chris “Stingray” Garrick - Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
318 Julian “Sensation” Wilson - Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
349 Akeem “Hindenburg” Marshall - May Wirth Award for Esky Riding
222 Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams - John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With an Injured Appendage
307 Rich “Nuts” Heslop - Marie Kondo Award for Packing
253 Oliver “Tampon” Smith - Wilt Chamberlain Award for Pulling
334 Imran “Hasina” Chowdhury - Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch
297 Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar - Eliud Kipchoge Award for Power Walking
6 Mal “Omega” Collins - Jim Jones Award for Recruiting
343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj - Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor Award for Newcomer of the Year
370 Shashankk “Lambshank” Maganahalli - Moby Dick Award for Catch of the Year
343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj - Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
360 Saran “Suka” Kalyan - Guglielmo Marconi Award for Communications
207 Alex “Fruitbox” Brown - Yogi Berra Award for Quote of the Year
152 Sean “The Korean” Malcon - Georges Méliès Award for Cinematography
295 Gustav “Windy” Winkler - George RR Martin Award for Not Rushing a Masterpiece
319 Ravi “Fake News” Singh - Al Bundy Award for Use of Hands
196 Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI“ Collins - Greta Thunberg Award for Conservation
238 Alastair “Square Root” Darby
36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly - Kieth Richards Award for Substance Abuse
282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton - Pleasure All Rounder of the Year
282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton - Pleasure Bowler of the Year
36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly - Pleasure Batter of the Year
342 Phillip “Cracker” Williams - Business Fielder of the Year
343 Ankur “Revelations” Walunj - Business Bowler of the Year
360 Saran “Suka” Kalyan - Business Batter of the Year
318 Julian “Sensation” Wilson - Leisure Batter of the Year
304 Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice - Leisure Bowler of the Year
327 Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali - Leisure All Rounder of the Year
6 Mal “Omega” Collins - Skippers Award for Player of the Year
282 Jamie “Bambi” Boynton - Presidents Award for Basher of the Year
36 Sameer “Paps” Jolly - Bashers Legend
152 Sean “The Korean” Malcon
Unusually quiet around here