2018 Awards

Presented on November 24th at Cages.

• Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Award for Life Coaching
  Mac “Scuba Steve” Sanghvi
• John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
  Pat “Messi” Wilkinson
• Timothy Leary Award for Tripping
  Vipul “Damascus” Jain
• Harry Houdini Award for Missed Fines
  James “Oddjob” Mahoney
• Winston Churchill Award for Best Speech
  Norm “Mouse” Lau
• Spinal Tap Award for Excellence in Roadie Craft
  Aaron Feng “Warcry” Yu
• Garry Kasparov Award for Strategising
  Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali
• Jim Henson Award for Puppet Mastery
  Oliver “Tampon” Smith
• Hillary Clinton Award for Losing Presidency to an Absolute Moron
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• MacGyver Award for Invention of the Year
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Marilyn Monroe Award for Photo of the Year
  William “Bhenchod” Griffin
• Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Alexis Carrington Colby Award for Fashion Crime
  Matthew “Shipwrecked” Filippa
• Oscar Goldman Award for Cybergenetic Enhancement
  Sean “The Ambassador” Jolly
• Dick Fosbury Award for Athletic Innovation
  Ryan “Fluffer” McLeod
• Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
  Adam “Spanner” O‘Brien
• Nicki Minaj Award for Mooseknuckle
  Imran “Hasina” Chowdhury
• Dweezil Zappa Award for Living up to their Bashers Name
  Andrew “Hat” McCarthy
• Phar Lap Award for Endurance in Urinary Extravasation
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Hawthorn Football Club Award for Missing Finals
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood
• Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year
  Sean “The Korean” Malcon
• Nikola Tesla Award for Seeing the Light
  Matthew “Judy” O’ Connor
• Betty White Award for Freshest Vagina
  Chris “Stingray” Garrick
• Forrest Gump Award for Beer Pong
  Rich “Nuts” Heslop
• Stormy Daniels Award for Boondoggle
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• China Eastern Award for Punctuality
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Earnest Shackleton Award for Boat Racing
  Ravi “Fake News” Singh
• Mark Waugh Award for Best Player in the Family
  Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins
• Su Shi Award for Calligraphy
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• The Phoebe Cates Award for Poolside Posing
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Gustav “Windy” Winkler
• Jimmy Saville Award for Television You Don’t Want Your Kids Watching
  Ali “Fruitbox” Brown
• Jane Fonda Award for Fitness
  Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice
• Owen “Fisty Cymbals” Voice Award for All Run Four
  Julian “Sensation” Wilson
• Prince Louis Arthur Charles Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Julian “Sensation” Wilson
• Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
  Tucker’s Bat
• Long Dong Silver Award for Big Feet
  Alastair “Square Root” Darby
• Geisha of the Year
  Catherine “Rooted” Diamond
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Business Batter of the Year
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Business All Rounder of the Year
  Matthew “Judy” O’Connor
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Pleasure Batter of the Year
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Pleasure All Rounder of the Year
  Julian “Sensation” Wilson
• Leisure All Rounder of the Year
  William “Bhenchod” Griffin
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Chirag “Giraffe” Bhansali
• Leisure Batter of the Year
  Ryan “Fluffer” McLeod
• Skippers Award for Player of the Year
  Shreyas “Tango” Achrekar
• Presidents Award for Basher of the Year
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani