2016 Awards

Some people managed to hear and see what was going on, but not many, so here it is in summary.

• Little Mermaid Award for Raindancing
  Steven “Soggy Biscuit”Kelaher
• Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
  Desmond “Long Dong”deSilva
• Dweezil Zappa Award for Living Up To Their Bashers Name
  Tristan “Rash” Edmondson
• Robert Baden-Powell Award for Being prepared
  Alex “Fruitbox” Brown
• Mrs Doubtfire Award for Mother of the Year
  Stephen “Tantric” Bradley
• Samwise Gamgee Award for Sidekick of the Year
  Adam “Spanner” O‘Brien
• Henri Paul Award for Playing under the Influence
  Anthony “Spam” Leigh
• Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Greg Louganis Award for Diving
  Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins
• Gordon gecko Award for Talking Business
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Jeb Bush Award for Going the Distance
  Ian “Boycott” Stazicker
• Al Bundy Award for Use of Hands
  Sean “The Korean” Malcon
• Hillary Clinton Award for Capitulation
  Chris “Lunchcutter” Wade
• Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
  Amogh “Pussy” Kashyap
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  Mark “Silver Bullet” Kennedy
• George Bradshaw Award for Scheduling
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright
• Nikola Tesla Award for Seeing the Light
  Mehmood “Bam Bam” Afridi
• Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
  Alastair “√” Darby
• Dr Emmett Smith Award for Messing with the Future
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• George Clooney Award for Coming of Age
  Norman “Mouse” Lau
• Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
  Simon “Man Cow” Manetti
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading
  Luke “Japseye” Brabin
• Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• King Ludwivg II Award for Protecting His Castle
  Nick “Consent” Britz
• Sam “Mayday” Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar
  George “Grilla” Mirams
• Prince Henry Charles Albert David Award for Catch of the Year
  Andrew “The Chancellor” Dewar
• Betty Ford Award for Falling off the Wagon
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Buster Keaton Award for Performance Arts
  Paul “Shrek” Turner
• Funk & Wagnalls Award for Word of the year “BASHERY”
  Anthony “Choppy”Yates
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Sharapopa
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Tristan “Rash” Edmondson
• Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist
  Zhou “G.I. Joe” Xiang
• Pammy Anderson Award for Most Improved Player
  Oliver “Tampon” Smith
• Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
  Ed “Truffles” Jones
• Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Willie Nelson Award for Most Fines
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledger of the Year
  Mei “Sharapova”Chunhua
• Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Geisha of the Year
  Amy “Cockatoo” Yates
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Pleasure Batter of the Year
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Pleasure Fielder of the Year
  Jamie “Bambi” Boynton
• Business All-Rounder of the Year
  Steven “Soggy Biscuit” Kelaher
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Desmond “Long Dong”deSilva
• Business Batter of the Year
  Chris “Lunchcutter” Wade
• Leisure Batter of the Year
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Andrew “The Chancellor” Dewar
• Leisure All-Rounder of the Year
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
  Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Alastair “Square Root” Darby
• New Basher Legend
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood