Bashers Cricket Club
2014 Awards
birdshit28 October 2015 - Bobby Thomson Award for Shot of the Year
Neal “Birdshit” Watkins - Birdshit Award for Turning Up
Hamish “Katie” Stevens (& Date) - Steve Harmison Award for Starting Strong
Andy “Tank” Scott - Akebono Taro Award for Wide Load
Tim “Tiny” O’Connell - Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
Mark “Silver Bullet” Kennedy - Wolfgang A. Mozart Award for Musical Arrangement
Dave “Terracotta” Chambers - Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
Steve “Poppy” Field - Russell Brand Award for Oration
Chris “Lunchcutter” Wade - Lady Godiva Award for Inappropriate Attire
Tom “Ringer” Ashton - Benjamin Button Award for Making Us All Feel Old
Ian “JR” Rowell - Caroline Astor Award for Socialising
Adam “Spanner” O‘Brien - Captain Edward Smith Award for Titanic Captaincy
Jack “Dags” Sheppard - Elmer Fudd Award for Making Bunnies Wet Themselves
Jake “Spanky” Anderson - Denny Crane Award for Most Ineffectual Figurehead
Richard “Parrot” Yates - Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
Anthony “Choppy” Yates - Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading
Tom “Latex” Ash - Joan Rivers Award for Analysis
Sean “Korean” Malcon - Larry Flynt Award for Family Values
Ollie “Stats” Austin - Jonathan Goldsmith Award for World’s Most Interesting Man
Duncan “Scoop” Cockburn - Mrs Doubtfire Award for Mother of the Year
Mike “Tubby” Hall - Marcus Junius Brutus Award for Duplicity
Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri - Simon Cowell Award for Enjoying a Challenge
Miles “The Gear” Wilson - Betty Ford Award for Falling of the Wagon
Thisura “Dot” Wijepala - Toyota Prius Award for Energy Efficiency
Paul “Woodstock” Howard - Rocky Horror Award for Excellence in Nets
Dave “Peking” Tacon - Nigel Tufnel Award for Going to Eleven
John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol - Mark Waugh Award for Second Best Player In The Family
Adam “Post Op” Baker - General Melchett Award for Cowardice
Travis “Swoop” Weir - Julia Childs Award for Catering
Mik “Sicknote” Pathi - James Franco Award for Losing the Use of His Arms In Gully
Kevin “Cassius” Wright - King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
Alex “Fruitbox” Brown - Simba the Lion Award for Loyalty
Mal “Omega” Collins - Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
Jeff “Hollywood” James - Austin Powers Award for International Man of Mystery
Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne - Empty Hands Award for Living Up To His Bashers Name
Rich “Miyagi” Waldron - Sachin Tendulkar Award for Retiring
Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright - Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
Pat “Messi” Wilkinson - China Eastern Award for Punctuality
Stephen “Tantric” Bradley - Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
Mark “Shitty” Henwood - Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry
Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams - Nina Kiu Tafadhali Nataka Bia Baridi
Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins - Pippa Middleton Award for Tight Arse
Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins - Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero
Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins - Sam “Mayday” Malone Award for Last to Leave the Bar
George “Grilla” Mirams - Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
Mei “Sharapova” Chunhua - Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva - Funk & Wagnalls Award for Word of the Year – “Bashacre!”
Norm “Mouse” Lau - Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
Paul “Shrek” Turner - Leo & Lenny Federer Award for Newcomer of the Year
Ed “Truffles” Jones - Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year
Sameer “Paps” Jolly - Leisure Bowler of the Year
George “Grilla” Mirams - Leisure Batsman of the Year
Ed “Truffles” Jones - Leisure All Rounder of the Year
Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright - Business Bowler of the Year
Steve “Poppy” Field - Business Batsman of the Year
Chris “Lunchcutter” Wade - Business Fielder of the Year
Alex “Fruitbox” Brown - Pleasure Batsman of the Year
Jeff “Hollywood” James - Pleasure Bowler of the Year
Tom “Ringer” Ashton - Pleasure All Rounder of the Year
Adam “Post Op” Baker - Geisha of the Year
Yanna Fan - Skippers Award for Player of the Year
Jeff “Hollywood” James - Presidents Award for Basher of the Year
Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood - New Bashers Legends
Mal “Omega” Collins
Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright - Jubilee Geisha Award
Cristina “Smokie” Allwright
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