2012 Awards

As Presented amid copious glamour at Chiang Mai Restaurant on Friday 2 November 2012

• Jessica Rabbit for I’m Not a Bunny Award
  Andy “Tank” Scott 
• Al Capone Award for Tax Evasion
  Chris “Pam” Jennings
• Patrick Swayze Award for Ruling the Dancefloor
  Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
• Mother Theresa’s Nasty Award for Tightening Up
  Dean “Loose” Lapthorne
• Jane Fonda Award for Overtraining
  Thisura “Dot” Wijepala
• Lindsay Lohan Award for Repeat Offender
  Andrew “Pitstop” Yee
• George Martin Award for Use of Tape
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
  Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva
• Denny Crane Award for Ineffectual Figurehead
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• China Eastern Award for Punctuality
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Fernand Petiot Award for Relentless Hangover Cure Research
  Stephen “Tantric” Bradley
• Mark Waugh Award for Letting Big Brother Win
  Aaron “Billy” D’Silva
• Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year
  Jack “Dags” Sheppard
• King Ludwig II Award for Protecting The Castle
  Mei “Sharapova” ChunHua
• Fletcher Christian Award for Mutiny
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Marty McFly Award for Hi Tech Footwear
  Miles “The Gear” Wilson
• Mentos Award for Having a Better Use Than Intended Purpose
  Oli “Hustler” Wilson
• Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
  Norman “Mouse” Lau
• Alan Shepard Award for Splashdowns
  Adam “Post Op” Baker
• Liberace Award for Going Over The Top
  Ben “Pope Benedict CXCVI” Collins
• Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher
  Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
• John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
  Matt “Prick” Nettle
• Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  Darren “Dazzler” Manning
• Samson Award for Loss of Mojo
  Mike “Tubby” Hall
• Quade Cooper Award for Choking
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Michael Holding Award for Playing With a Broken Wing
  Nick “Chitty” Bangs
• Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
  Sean “Korean” Malcon
• George Lazenby Award for Stepping Aside
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Michael Jackson Award for Performing Better with Family Present
  Glen “Growler” Rowell
• Jayne Mansfield Award for Use of Breasts
  Gary “Pothole” Dubberley
• Lance Armstrong Award for Suspected Roid Abuse
  Jimmy “Bugs” MacLeod
• Jack Torrence Award for All Work and No Play
  Tim “Tiny” O’Connell
• Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo Performance
  Tom “Latex” Ash
• Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry
  Simon “Genghis” Pendergast
• Elton John Award for Having Parties We’re Not Invited To
  Chris “Puberty” Douglas
• Prince Harry/Kate Middleton Award for Losing His Clothes
  Sam “Swahili” Finnerty
• Barney Gumble Award for Problem Drinking
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard
• Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
  Ali “Mule” Mann
• Nadia Comăneci Award for Gymnastic Performance
  Tony “Bada Bing” Finocchiaro
• Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
  Adam “Spanner” O’Brien
• Roger Federer Award for Best Website Returns
  Mark “Shitshoes” Henwood
• Lorenzo Dominic LaValle Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Jon “‘Og” Radford
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Neal “Birdshit” Watkins
• Julia Childs Award for Catering
  Alessandro “The Jaguar” Pezzani
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Mrs Doubtfire Award for Baby-Sitting
  Cristina “Mrs Cranky” Allwright
• Geisha of the Year
  Jackie “Smoochie” Lindsen
• Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
  Bashers Leisure
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Dean “Loose Unit” Lapthorne
• Leisure Batsman of the Year
  Adam “Post Op” Baker
• Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
  Paul “Woodstock” Howard
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva
• Pleasure Batsman of the Year
  Manoj “à Trois” Zalpuri
• Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Business Fielder of the Year
  Jon “‘Og” Radford
• Business Batsman of the Year
  Mike “Tubby” Hall
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Nick “Chitty” Bangs
• Captain’s Award for Player of the Year
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Tom “Latex” Ash
• Bashers Legend
  Andy “Tank” Scott