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Thursday 11 March

150th Anniversary Test at the MCG

150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.

Ashes with the Bashers

Tour Report - Ashes with the Bashers Thurs, 4th Dec '25 - Don't be a Dick Shrek arrived mid-afternoon to the Norman Park airbnb - Bashers HQ - and was straight down to the bottle-O and stocking the fridge. It was warm enough for the 10 mins walk back up the hill to draw complaints about the heat!
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2021 T20 CWC Tipping Results

Congrats to Omega for absolutely blitzing the field down the stretch Standby for Winter olympic tipping coming soon
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Musical Instruments XI

Selected by Fisty Cymbals 14 May 2020 Shawm MarshSkiddySitar DhawanTankCheteshwar FujaraSkiddyOboe De VilliersShrekKepler Whistles (C)CrackerKumar Sanguitara (WK)KoreanWinston BanjomanKoreanLasith MarimbaTankRod McCurdy GurdyBirdshitDennis UkulilleeKoreanMuttiah MuralithereminTank12th Man: FluteboxKorean
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Farming XI

Poorly selected by Bambi 7 May 2020 Len MuttonFilthyGrain SmithBambiGraham GooseKoreanColin Mad CowdreysseaseKoreanWG GrazeFriendzoneAndy Plougher (WK) (C)FistyJustin HempHardonCattle Aucshaun TaitTamponRyan PesticidebottomBirdyDarren TroughOmegaShoaib TractorOmega12th Man: Barn DancellorFruity
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Shanghai Streets XI

Selected by Tank on April 30 Marwanhangdu AtapattuSkiddyJustin YongkanglangerTamponShaanxi AfridiBambiSaurav GangubeiKoreanEoin Morganshan Lu (C)FruitboxChadwick Waitan (WK)BambiBrendon JululuianKoreanWuzhongti RhodesOmegaAvenue Joffre ArcherBhenchodDennis YiliSwoopJasprit BundrahBhenchod12th Man: Bada Bao Bing LuShrek
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Stationery XI

Selected by Friendzone on April 23 2020 WG Graph Paper (C)TankMarkers TreskothickFistyInkjet RavalKoreanRahuler DravidBambiA3 DeVilliers (wk)FistyPen StokesSkiddyCameron White OutTankJason GillUSBSwoopErgonomic Chairminda VaasTamponKasigo RubberdaSkiddyIshant SharpenerBirdshit12th Man: Set Square RootBirdshit
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Fictional Character XI

As selected by Freddie Tampon Flash Gordon GreenidgeSwoopNick Knights who say NiBambiAlien Border (C)FistyBrian LaracroftTankCruella de VilliersDagsDarth Maul CollingwoodFilthyAdam and Eve Gilchrist (wk)FriendzoneMt T no BestFruitboxLady McGrathShrekSideshow Bob WillisFriendzoneThe Count of Monty PanesarTampon12th Man: Tango & CashiusBirdshit
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Male Genitalia XI

Selected by Shrek Scratching TendudescocksTamponJustin WangerNot BambiShivnarine ChanderballsBambiMarnus LabuschlongTampon/BirdieShaun BollocksTuckerAnal DonaldPapsWack a EunuchTamponBert Old Fella (wk)KoreanGlans McGrathWoodyMyCock HoldingShrekShort & Curly AmbroseBirdieSir Dick Cheese?
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Vege First XI

Selected carefully by Korean Sunil CassavaTamponAndrew SpoutsBambiVirat Broccoli (c)BirdieAravinda de SilverbeetKoreanNasser RomaineBirdieSir Garlic SobersTankKumar SangakarrotBambiAnil CucumbleBambiMalcolm MushroomTankMakhaya ZucchiniKoreanCurtleek YambroseKorean
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Beer First XI

The first of the puntastic challenges for the Bashers. Here is the selected side as judged by President Fruity
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