Bashers Cricket Club

Catch of the year poll

Too many nominations so we’re putting it to the people

Vote for 2020 catch of the year

Skiddy “full” length ricochet off Pope (17%, 1 Votes)

Birdy 1½ handed at gully/point (33%, 2 Votes)

Fake News (0%, 0 Votes)

Suka at cow (17%, 1 Votes)

Demi fourth time lucky (33%, 2 Votes)

Pope down leg (0%, 0 Votes)

Omega’s many many drops (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 6

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Photographic Evidence of a T25 Trouncing

Sunday 11 October 2020 Bashers defeat Doggies. Ho hum. 403

Teams for the Corona Cup

Omega and Birdshit were sent off to play for the Nanjing Disco Ducks. The 11-13 other Bashers were randomly assigned places in the two Bashers sides

How to Bake Hot Dog Buns

2020 has been the year of baking. Seems like everybody has been cranking out dodgy sourdoughs for their social media fans.

Musical Instruments XI

Selected by Fisty Cymbals 14 May 2020 Shawm MarshSkiddySitar DhawanTankCheteshwar FujaraSkiddyOboe De VilliersShrekKepler Whistles (C)CrackerKumar Sanguitara (WK)KoreanWinston BanjomanKoreanLasith MarimbaTankRod McCurdy GurdyBirdshitDennis UkulilleeKoreanMuttiah MuralithereminTank12th Man: FluteboxKorean

Sweat Bands

New Merch! Due by the end of May in time for the sweatiest of months. Hair not included

Farming XI

Poorly selected by Bambi 7 May 2020 Len MuttonFilthyGrain SmithBambiGraham GooseKoreanColin Mad CowdreysseaseKoreanWG GrazeFriendzoneAndy Plougher (WK) (C)FistyJustin HempHardonCattle Aucshaun TaitTamponRyan PesticidebottomBirdyDarren TroughOmegaShoaib TractorOmega12th Man: Barn DancellorFruity

Shanghai Streets XI

Selected by Tank on April 30 Marwanhangdu AtapattuSkiddyJustin YongkanglangerTamponShaanxi AfridiBambiSaurav GangubeiKoreanEoin Morganshan Lu (C)FruitboxChadwick Waitan (WK)BambiBrendon JululuianKoreanWuzhongti RhodesOmegaAvenue Joffre ArcherBhenchodDennis YiliSwoopJasprit BundrahBhenchod12th Man: Bada Bao Bing LuShrek

Stationery XI

Selected by Friendzone on April 23 2020 WG Graph Paper (C)TankMarkers TreskothickFistyInkjet RavalKoreanRahuler DravidBambiA3 DeVilliers (wk)FistyPen StokesSkiddyCameron White OutTankJason GillUSBSwoopErgonomic Chairminda VaasTamponKasigo RubberdaSkiddyIshant SharpenerBirdshit12th Man: Set Square RootBirdshit

Fictional Character XI

As selected by Freddie Tampon Flash Gordon GreenidgeSwoopNick Knights who say NiBambiAlien Border (C)FistyBrian LaracroftTankCruella de VilliersDagsDarth Maul CollingwoodFilthyAdam and Eve Gilchrist (wk)FriendzoneMt T no BestFruitboxLady McGrathShrekSideshow Bob WillisFriendzoneThe Count of Monty PanesarTampon12th Man: Tango & CashiusBirdshit