Bashers Cricket Club
2011 Awards
birdshit20 December 2011 - Carlos Tevez Award for Constant Bitching About Playing
Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright - Tenzing Norgay Award for Kit Bitch of the Year
Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall - Gary Glitter Kid’s Choice Award
Paul “Woodstock” Howard - Fred Dagg Award for Most Glural Performance
SAS Craig - Queen Elizabeth II Award for Protocol
Rafi “Twiggy” Hussain - Timothy Leary Award for Being Out of it Before His Time
Chisamba “Kitbag” Mayondi - Tsar Peter The Great Award for Conquering the Russian People
Pat “The Dog” Savina - Stephen Donald Award for Answering His Phone & Unexpected Heroism
Clayton “Call Girl” Van der Ross - Thich Quang Duc Memorial Award for Not Combusting During RWC
Sam “Swahili” Finnerty - Grace Kelly Award for Elegant Stroke Play
Andrew “Pitstop” Yee - Blaise Pascal Award for Performing Under Pressure
Benjamin “Conan” Parris - Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
Justyn “Scooby” Field - Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs
Darren “Dazzler” Manning - CCTV5 Award for Live Coverage of International Sports
Glen “Growler” Rowell - George Dubya Bush Award for Clueless President Elected In a Dodgy Vote
Oliver “Stats” Austin - George Dubya Bush “Mission Accomplished” Award
Sheyan “Dipso” Patel - Henri Paul Award for Sober Driving
Mal “Omega” Collins - Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleader of the Year
Sabrina “Billy’s Mama” D’Silva - Roger Federer Award for Web Returns
Andy “Tank” Scott - Imelda Marcos Award for Footwear Violations
Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood - The Fellowship of the Ring Award for Protection of the Precious
Sameer “Paps” Jolly - John Wayne Bobbit Award for Scoring With An Injured Appendage
Jack “Dags” Sheppard - Dorothy Draper Award for Interior Decoration
Hadleigh “Sir Dick” Churchill - Charlie Sheen Award for Not Letting His Job Get In The Way Of A Good Time
Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod - Quade Cooper Award for Choking
Kaylan “Sinbad” D’Silva - Anders Behring Breivik Award for Completely Losing Control
Paul “Woodstock” Howard - Christopher Reeve Award for Not Walking
Rakesh “Rock” Kumar - Papa Johns Award for Arriving Pre-Heated
John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol - Issac Newton Award for Experiments with Gravity
Chris “Puberty” Douglas - Federazione Italiana Giuoco Calcio Special Award for Being Prone
Dave “Oscar” Rosenthal - Pippa Middleton Award for a Tight Arse
Kevin “Cassius” Wright - Usain Bolt Award for Victory Celebration
Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall - King Ludwig II Award for Protecting His Castle
Sean “Korean” Malcon - Geoff Hurst Award for Hat-Trick Hero
Channa “Made In” Phillip - China Eastern Award for Punctuality
Richard “Parrot” Yates - Max Factor Man of the Year for Application of Rouge
Herb “Ganja” Chow - Harry Houdini Award for Most Missed Fines
Manoj “a trois” Zalpuri - Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to The Porn Industry
Tom “Latex” Ash - Reverend Lovejoy Award for Dedication on Sundays
Travis “Swoop” Weir - Chiang Kai Shek Award for Diplomacy
Neal “Birdshit” Watkins - Fidel Castro Award for Upsetting the Anti-Basher
Jack “Dags” Sheppard - Nina kiu Tafadhali nataka bia baridi
Ainsley “Pusher” Mann - Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
Shaun “Golden Shears” Lear - John McEnroe Award for Bat Tossing
Tim “Tiny” O’Connell - Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist of the Year
Lucy “Loose” Loosington - Jimmy Page Award for Best Solo performance
Norman “Mouse” Lau - Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
Agung “Hot Lava” Mann - Giulia Sarkozy Award for Newcomer of the Year
Mei “Sharapova” Chun Hua - Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva - Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
Mike “Tubby” Hall - Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved
Gary “Pothole” Dubberley - Geisha of the Year
Jenny “Inky” O’Connell - Business Batsman of the Year
Darren “Dazzler” Manning - Business Bowler of the Year
Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright - Business Fielder of the Year
Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall - Pleasure Batsman of the Year
Gary “Pothole” Dubberley - Pleasure Bowler of the Year
Jimmy “Bugs” McLeod - Pleasure Fielder of the Year
Glen “Growler” Rowell - Leisure Batsman of the Year
Norman “Mouse” Lau - Leisure Bowler of the Year
Desmond “Long Dong” DeSilva - Qin Shi Huang Award for Leisure Fielder of the Year
Manoj “a trois” Zalpuri - Captain’s Trophy for Player of the Year
Darren “Dazzler” Manning - President’s Trophy for Basher of the Year
Phil “Filthy” Mildenhall
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