2015 Awards

Doled out at an increasingly loose event at the Members’ End on Saturday afternoon 21 November 2015

• Jack Torrence Award for All Work and No Play
  Julian “Rolf” Leeper
• Candy Crush Award for All Play and No Work
  John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol
• Lt. Hiroo Onoda Award for Going of the Grid
  Dave “Peking” Tacon
• Dweezil Zappa Award for Living Up To Their Bashers Name
  Shay “Puffy” Bisset
• Kim Jong Il Award for Hyperbolic Journalism
  Adam “Post-Op” Baker
• Swedish Chef Award for Best Looking Swede’s Chef
  Luke “Japseye” Brabin
• Donald Trump Award for Power Hunger
  Chris “Lunchcutter” Wade
• Greg Louganis Award for Diving
  Ian “JR” Rowell
• Muhammad Ali Award for Mental Fortitude
  George “Grilla” Mirams
• Christopher Walken Award for Impressions
  Tristan “Rash” Edmondson
• Magnus Magnusson Award for Quizmaster of the Year
  Oliver “Tampon” Smith
• Ashley Madison Award for Matchmaking (你是上海最难看的人。我爱你)
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• Jimmy Page Award for Solo Performance
  Pat “Messi” Wilkinson
• Betty Ford Award for Falling Off the Wagon
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright
• Charlie Chaplin Award for The Littlest Hobo
  Sean “Korean” Malcon
• Bart Cummings Award for Backing Winners
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Catherine Howard Award for Faithfulness
  Mal “Omega” Collins
• Richie Benaud Memorial Award for Commentary
  Mark “Shit Shoes” Henwood
• Janet Jackson Award for Nip Slips and Being Nippy in Slips
  Stephen “Tantric” Bradley
• Evil Kneivel Award for Use of Safety Equipment
  Madonna “Fingers” Shaggy
• Elmer Fudd Award for Making Bunnies Wet Themselves
  Jake “Spanky” Anderson
• Samson Award for Loss of Mojo
  Adam “Spanner” O’Brien
• Sony Dong Award for Budgie Smuggling
  Ben “Tucker” Avery
• Judge Judy Award for Fines Master of the Year
  Miles “Gear” Wilson
• Paula Abdul Award for Cheerleading
  Nick “Consent” Britz
• Hugh Hefner Award for Contributions to the Porn Industry
  William “Slag” Frankland
• Sam “Mayday” Malone Award for Propping Up the Bar
  Alastair “√” Darby
• Simon “Dalai” Wayne Award for Talisman
  Alex “Fruitbox” Brown
• Elsa of Arendelle Award for Winter Sports
  Achal “Skid Row” Gurnani
• Greta Garbo Award for Great Legs
  Sameer “Paps” Jolly
• ET Award for Overstaying
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Victoria’s Secret Award for Use of Underwear
  Ed “Truffles” Jones
• Julia Childs Award for Catering
  Norm “Mouse” Lau
• Al Bundy Award for Keeping Balls With One Hand
  Rich “Miyagi” Waldron
• Rocky Balboa Award for Comeback of the Year
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Oscar Wilde Award for Lumberjack of the Year
  Paul “Shrek” Turner
• Rosa Parks Award for Bus Tourist
  Neal ”Birdshit” Watkins
• Phar Lap Award for Endurance in Urinary Extravasation
  Christian “Richie’s Raging Hard-on” Williams
• Alessandro Pezzani Award for Best Dressed
  Jack “Dags” Sheppard
• Usain Bolt Award for Best Victory Celebration
  Mei “Sharapova” Chunhua
• Zheng He Award for Tourist of the Year
  Amogh “Pussy” Kashyap
• Bart Simpson Award for Sledging
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• Pamela Anderson Award for Most Improved Player
  Mark “Silver Bullet” Kennedy
• Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Award for Newcomer of the Year
  Tom “Tinder” Pitt
• Geisha of the Year
  Ben “Pope Benedict CXCV“ Collins
• Geoff Hurst Award for Hat Trick Hero
  Mei “Sharapova” Chunhua
• Business Bowler of the Year
  Desmond “Long Dong” deSilva
• Business Batsman of the Year
  Kevin “Cassius” Wright
• Business Fielder of the Year
  Ben ”Tucker” Avery
• Pleasure Batsman of the Year
  Travis “Swoop” Weir
• Pleasure Bowler of the Year
  Ian “J.R.” Rowell
• Pleasure All-Rounder of the Year
  Tom “Tinder” Pitt
• Leisure Allrounder of the Year
  Denzyl “Cranky” Allwright
• Leisure Batsman of the Year
  Richard “Parrot” Yates
• Leisure Bowler of the Year
  Mei “Sharapova” Chunhua
• Skipper’s Award for Player of the Year
  Oliver “Stats” Austin
• President’s Award for Basher of the Year
  Ed “Truffles” Jones