Haiku of dross. Bashers “Stupid” lose to Leopards

This is a team lumberjack. Written by a losing team. Yes, lumberjacks should be written when we lose too. Don’t remember how it came about exactly but each of the 12 have been tasked with writing a haiku to sum up a day when all but one Basher had their worst performance of the season on the same day.

Normally one would leave the result to the end to maintain the suspense but in this case it’s hardly worth mentioning.

Bashers all out 50.

Leopards 52/1.

Rubbish we all were

Soundly beaten the result

’til beers on the bus!

Shitshoes

Bashers were brave and true

But skills lacked and runs did too

At least we can drink

Squirrel (the artist formerly known as Post Op)

The wheels on the bus

Go beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

Also some cricket

Birdshit