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Bashers Cock-tail | D-Man Morrison!

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

Serve through intravenous drip

Basher Cocktails – Bada Bing

The first in a new series of posts.

Not sure how i stumbled across this during a Bangladesh collapse but i discovered this cocktail recipe named for our new sponsor and Basher #2.

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Introducing Mayla Bea Patel

Introducing Mayla Bea Patel.

She was born at 8.34pm on 24 January 2010, weighing 3.23 kg.

Everything is going great and mum, baby and dad are very well & happy.

Sheyan, Hannah & Mayla

Hansie’s Corner – True or False

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Ode to CXVI

There once was a Basher called Sam
the ball there is but where i am?
he got quite rural one night
and went looking for a fight
but it finished all handbags and glam

Ode to I

There once was a Basher called Paul

First on the Bashers roll call

A heartbreaker and a loner

Until came Princess Fiona

and big little Willy and all

Ode to XIV

There once was a basher called John

who’s balls hang ’round for so long

that you can swing at them twice

and still pay the price

of coming after you’re gone

MVP: Imbibing Cricketer Hadleigh Churchill

City Weekend interviewed Sir Dick

Classic!

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