Bashers Cricket Club

If you go to a football game in a strange land, get drunk and fraternize with the locals always advisable to use a pseudonym.

My Dearest Bashers

Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.

I am in town from the 17th to the 23rd and look forward to playing a game on the 23rd…captains please put me into a pleasure team if there is a place. Looking forward to checking out the new digs at the “Toe”.

Happy Bashers Day and don’t forget to have someone christened or ordained as it was sanctioned officially by the “Pope”. (more…)

Name of cocktail, “The Mild Stroke”

(1) Scope the mixing area for potential champagne snipers,

(2) Take a glass goblet… slightly wet the rim and place it up side down on a generous serving of ground up Moroccan hash, (similar to salt on a margarita)

(3) Add half a glass of crushed ice

(4) Take one double shot of espresso nation Brazilian blue, pour gently in to the goblet vie a strategically angled record player playing essential Pavarotti’s Aprile.

(5) Add one Shot Baileys, one shot Amarillo, and one shot of Grey Goose Vodka,

(6) Stir with mixing spoon

(7) Enjoy with a Cigar.

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

Serve through intravenous drip

The first in a new series of posts.

Not sure how i stumbled across this during a Bangladesh collapse but i discovered this cocktail recipe named for our new sponsor and Basher #2.

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Introducing Mayla Bea Patel.

She was born at 8.34pm on 24 January 2010, weighing 3.23 kg.

Everything is going great and mum, baby and dad are very well & happy.

Sheyan, Hannah & Mayla

There once was a Basher called Sam
the ball there is but where i am?
he got quite rural one night
and went looking for a fight
but it finished all handbags and glam

There once was a Basher called Paul

First on the Bashers roll call

A heartbreaker and a loner

Until came Princess Fiona

and big little Willy and all