Bashers Cricket Club

How would you feel if you shagged Pamela Anderson, then you found out she has hepatitis?

If you are Circus, no worries! But for the rest of us, there would be a mixture of emotions; satisfaction would become anxiety, boasting would accompany ridicule, spraying your load like a fireman on his first day at work would be a distant memory replaced by a penis that is slowly falling off as you urinate a cheese like substance that can only be found on a 6 month old (***** name withheld) pie and/or sausage roll.

What the f*ck am I talking about? Well…

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Game’s at 8:45. Bus departing from the Camel at 7:30 sharp. Let me know if you go straight to the field.

1. Pothole
2. Pit Stop (WK)
3. Dazzler
4. Rock
5. Badabing
6. Omega
7. Swahili
8. Terror
9. Swoop
10. Tank (C)
11. Long Dong
12. Korean

All-Star Scorekeeper: Golden Shears
Esky Security: Birdshit and Woodstock

As we all started arriving at the camel at 11:30am for our 14:00 game (who was the dumb f**k that organised us to convene two and a half hours before the game), there was tension in the air and a hint of beans as we prepared to board the bus with our arch nemesis the c*ck smokers AKA Hotdogs.

The two teams fought for seats on the 7 seater bus, which amazingly arrived early for once. We then listened to stories of Loose making castles in the sandpit last weekend, Badabing & Swoop going over the AFL probable play-off scenarios and the one South African on the bus was abused about the All Blacks massive comeback and victory earlier that morning (3-0 biarchs)! (more…)

Game on at 845am gents!

Here’s the team for Sunday. Please let me know if you’re going straight to the ground.

1. Tank
2. Woodstock
3. Rock
4. Badabing
5. Dazzler
6. Swoop
7. Golden Shears
8. Swahili
9. Pothole
10. Pit Stop
11. Long Dong
12. Groove Rider
13. Loose
    

Meeting at the Camel at 11. Bus departs at 11:30 sharp! We’re sharing the transportation with the opposition so make sure to eat a lot of beans the night before.

On a hot summer’s morning the Pleasure squad began to arrive at the Camel, a win over the Devils would put us in a good position for 2^nd place in the league.

In the absence of “Bugs” the debut captain for the day was the “Young American” better known as “Tank”, as he walked into the bar there was a gasp amongst the players as he looked so young to take on this responsibility…..then we realized it was only EJ !!!

As normal practice getting to the SRFC proved to be difficult, even more so this week as there was no coach! In true Bashers style there was no panic, with Swahili and Golden Shears seizing the opportunity to order another round of beers…..Super Ninja to the rescue!!

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Here is the Pleasure Squad (in corresponding baseball positions) for our Sunday showdown with the Devils at SRFC.

Bus departs from The Camel at 11:30.

1. Woodstock (Pitcher)
2. Swoop (Catcher)
3. Omega (First Base)
4. Pothole (Second Base)
5. Whipper (Third Base)
6. Tank (Short Stop)
7. Badabing (Left Field)
8. Long Dong (Center Field)
9. Swahili (Right Field)
10. Rock (Designated Hitter)
11. Dazzler (Closer)
12. Billy (Pinch Runner)
13. Birdshit (Mascot)
14. Latex (Bat Boy)
15. Golden Shears (Bench Coach)

Please let me know if you’ll go straight to the ground: 136 8164 2562. Match starts at 1:30.

@ what is left of the SRFC.

getting interesting in Div 2 so get along to this one to watch the drama unfold…

2010 Santa Fe Championship

Last Sunday’s weather Gods tried to play havoc on another Bashers Pleasure game without reckoning on the combined stubbornness of a gnarled old Scot and fresh-faced Ozzy to ensure that the cricket went on in some shape and form, despite consistent rain and conditions more akin to the Birmingham League in the middle of an average to good British summer. Bearing all this in mind, the pitch played very well and the drainage was incredibly good except for a few ‘wet patches’ here and there on the square. (more…)