Bashers Cricket Club
Jag’s Last Bash + Parrot’s Stag…
It’s all going to end up in tears. The Parrot is getting married and The Jaguar is going home.
So join us to celebrate this two historical events, bound to change forever the Shanghai’s sport, culture and, in the case of the Parrot, the gay scene.
The chosen venue is Bacco Italian Restaurant aka The Mexican’s in Dagu Road by Chengdu Bei Road this Saturday the 28th.
We will start in a very civilized manner, at 18pm, by sucking off at some olives and by having a few spritz drinks, while listening to The Mexican’s imaginary love stories and admiring the Jaguar’s new white linen suit (weather permitting). We will then gather together what is left of The Jaguar’s brain cells (of the original 20) and move to another (undisclosed) theater of operations where The Parrot will most likely verbally abuse an innocent passerby and The Jaguar will (on request only) demonstrate his latest dancing move, start crying and go home by 10 pm.
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naturally there to send you both off in an appropriate Bashers fashion... all Bashers should give these events the proper respect by blazering up!
I believe the original Bashers blazer was ingeniously created with a small internal pocket ideal to contain succulent olives. One never knows when the urge may arise.
Gutted to be missing these 2 special events!!! End of an era!!! Cheers and get on the piss some more!!!
Bloody shame I can't make it. Good luck to all whole endeavour on this mission.