Bashers Cricket Club

Beijing beat SCC Dragons to retain China Cup, 7 July ’15

Beijing 206/4 defeated the Shanghai Dragons 203 all out A couple of weekends back, the SCC sent a Dragons (1st XI) touring team to Beijing to attempt to win back the China Cup (won by Beijing after a shocker from SCC last year saw them start a home game with only 10 players). Cassius and Square Root were part of the squad, but only Cassius played in the final XI.

Leisure v Dulwich Knights, Sunday 14th June 2015

If I was Shakespeare then this Lumberjack would be creative, elegent and worth reading, however, I'm not, so if you don't like it then write it yourself next time.

Leisure vs Pudong

1. Dags (c) 2. Truffles 3. Tampon 4. Mouse 5. Omega 6. Birdshit 7. Square Root 8. Consent

Camel Bashers Report, Nanjing Rural Sixes, 16 May 2015

Blue Dawn in Nanjing: The Rising Suzhou Menace, or The Story of the Camel Bashers at the Nanjing Rural Sixes 2015

Business vs K2, 10 May 2015

Business vs K2 Lumberjack The Business were in action vs K2 on Sunday, attempting to gather and reform what was left of their rectums after the unforgettable, un-consensual 389ing they received 2 weeks prior. Whites donned, rape whistles in-hand; the Business had a few changes in personnel (victims of 389 update: some still in rehab, others developed agoraphobia, one man found shivering in bed only able to mutter “Jonti”), and things were looking positive after captain Paps won the toss!

Leisure Lumberjack, 10 May

Leisure vs Daredevils Well what can be said about the Leisure’s performance on Sunday, that hasn’t been said already? About 500 words apparently.

SCC Pirates vs China Girls Lumberjack, 3 May

The Pirates is the more "social" representative team of the Shanghai Cricket Club, made up of a mixture from all the member clubs. The match was hastily arranged mid-week, and so the team was made up of Bashers, Hot Dogs and Pudong players, mostly from D2 and D3.

The Devil’s Dungeon, Business Lumberjack, 26 April (Rated S for Shrek)

The Devil’s Dungeon: A Tale of Kinky Cricket The Bashers Business had no idea what was about to happen to them. Not an inkling that they were about to be subjected to the most sadistic and probing of their games ever endured by a cricketing team.

Lumberjack – Leisure vs Dulwich 19th April 2015

An overcast Shanghai morning on Sunday, saw a resplendent Leisure team preparing for their 3rd game of the season against Dulwich. Confidence was high after a resounding win the week before and the usual pre-game rituals of pies and beers on the bus helped this group of consummate sports men and women prepare in true Leisure style(Thanks Woody for another delicious selection of pastry goods).

Lumberjack | Leisure vs Hot Dogs SRFC Far | SUN 12 APR 2015

After scrambling around frantically the week before, the club was able to serve up more than the 33 soldiers needed to contend for what was an early season shot at a Bashers Day achievement. Bashers Leisure enlisted three debutants into the ranks, and we met at The Camel to share a big 45-seater bus with the Business team.

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