Bashers Cricket Club

Teams for the Weekend’s Triple Header

Well done to the Club for getting 35 Bashers available this weekend – it was looking unlikely on Thursday morning! We have 3 good sides lining up, plus plenty of debutants too, and we even have the new playing shirts for this season. It’s beautiful weather at the moment, so let’s get out there and play some cricket!

Business vs K2, 10 May 2015

Business vs K2 Lumberjack The Business were in action vs K2 on Sunday, attempting to gather and reform what was left of their rectums after the unforgettable, un-consensual 389ing they received 2 weeks prior. Whites donned, rape whistles in-hand; the Business had a few changes in personnel (victims of 389 update: some still in rehab, others developed agoraphobia, one man found shivering in bed only able to mutter “Jonti”), and things were looking positive after captain Paps won the toss!

Weekend Teams

[forecast where="Shanghai, Shanghai China" when="2015-05-10" align="none"] Leisure vs Daredevils at 8.30am (bus at 7.30am)

The Devil’s Dungeon, Business Lumberjack, 26 April (Rated S for Shrek)

The Devil’s Dungeon: A Tale of Kinky Cricket The Bashers Business had no idea what was about to happen to them. Not an inkling that they were about to be subjected to the most sadistic and probing of their games ever endured by a cricketing team.

Business Team for Sunday

Business vs Daredevils, 12.30pm Sunday afternoon at Wellington (11.30am bus from the Camel) 1. Cassius

Lumberjack – Business vs. K2

Lumberjack - Business vs. K2 Game 1 - 12th April, 2015 at SCSC Pre-Match The bus journey to the ground, joint with Leisure, began with Stats declaring the back of the bus sacred ground and only to be occupied by those playing Business. But as the laws of the land don't apply to birds we were made to bear the chirping of Parrot.

Triple Header Squads (12 April)

Thanks to everyone who made themselves available for the triple header this weekend, especially all the first-time Bashers. We are making history by naming four Chinese players, who will be part of the Bashers all season, so please make them feel welcome and part of the team! Any Bashers not selected this week are most welcome to come out to the SCSC to support the teams on Sunday.

Bashers President’s XI to play T20 against Songjiang University, Sat 12 noon

There was a mass availability for this match, so thanks to all Bashers for putting their hands up! After a difficult selection process based on talent, skill, earliest date of availability, and subs paid, we have selected the following side:

Business Squad

Business vs Hot Dogs, 12 noon (bus leaving at 10am sharp). 1. Stats (c) 2. Paps 3. Shitshoes

Shanghai Tennis Masters Semifinal / final Private Box

Some of you may have heard that Omega has a private box for this years Tennis Masters . This is true , and I will be giving 4 lucky bashers the chance to enjoy a day on the turps with some excellent VIP seats - the only condition is the lucky 4 take the day off and use the seats for the whole day .