Bashers Cricket Club

Leisure v Dulwich White Knights | Sun 10AM

Gentlemen of the Leisure Fresh off the Kakadu BBQ where a plot was laid to resurrect the Bashers season, here are the chosen few [as of 9.45AM Fri] for the Bashers Div 3Â to go into battle against Dulwich White Knights this Sunday morning.

Duckworth Lewis – It’s total bollocks

Tonight I was told that the Leisure lost their first game against Pudong due to some contrived rule realated to Duckworth Lewis rule. The SCC needs to get a life. At the lower level of cricket SCC they should be encouraging people to play not revisit a bad experience with their high school maths teacher. This ruling is utter nonsense not only because it is incompensible but because every game relies on impartial umpies from both sides which is not the case. The Law is an Ass or as we say in Glasgow "total bollocks". I might be old fashioned but I used to think that the most runs won the game and if the weather got in the way then it was a draw and off to the Pub.

Leisure vs. Dulwich KS

Div. Three boys are back in the saddle this Sunday. Expressions of interest below. Squad will be announced Friday morning on Ze Blog!

Thursday Training

Training this Thursday, 6pm - 8pm at 123 Yan Ping Road, San He Hua Yuan Tennis Courts. Hope to see plenty of folks done there weather permitting. Please leave a message below saying "YES" or "NO" for practice so we have an idea of numbers. Also means we don't need to follow up those that have confirmed.

Stats talks Stats and SPORTZVAULT!!!!

Gentlemen and esteemed Bashers, Sportzvault has since its inception been the bane of the skippers' existences... The nongmin on the phone in the lift, the mosquito buzzing around you in bed - in other words very annoying.

Leisure Squad for Sunday

Bus departs at 1:15ish for Dulwich. Let us know if you'll go straight to the ground. Here's the lineup.

Pleasure Squad for Sunday

Bus departs at 12 for SRFC, let us know if you'll go straight to the ground. Here's the lineup.

Div 2 vs Devils-May 1 2010

On another cracking day, the Bashers Div 2 squad were all up bright, early and assembled at The Camel accompanied by an entourage of black-suited Latvians keen to watch/participate in the Noble Game after appearing from a nearby all-night bender. The Skipper sent them away much to the chagrin of some of the assembled members, primarily because he thought that whilst amusing, they had probably peaked in entertainment value around the 7:25 mark.

BBQ + Refreshments = Joy

And just like that, summer is here and jeepers had I forgotten what it felt like. In the interest of keeping you healthy at this time of the year its important you stay hydrated and what better why to load up on fluids for summer than the Kakadu BBQ. Not only are they throwing on all you can down beer for 4 hours but like a good responsible host its an all you can eat BBQ too. And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, its only 99 RMB per Geisha Basher. If you want to bring a random punter for Loose to recruit into the Leisure side then it will only cost them 140 rambo's.

Wuxi Wonderland!

Just a quick post for all of you that were at Filthy and Squeeky's weddingÂ who can't remember what happened and for those of you that missed out. Below you will find some of the finest displays ofÂ looseness I've seen. Enjoy....

2010 May