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Kim Morrison

Bit of a plug.

Geishas birthday coming up?

Mrs Saint has written a book.

Get amongst this: likechocolateforwomen.com

The Saint on the Mic needs our help

Calling all clever bastards. Everybody wake up!
Our own patron Danny Morrison has been contracted to lend his expertise and vocals to commentate in the upcoming IPL. He needs our help with some original chirps to pull out for those spectacular plays. Hardly anyone could sound more Basher-like than D-Man already does but come on ya pissheads, get amongst it, ya mongrels, herein lies the challenge to the Bashers, lets get on the underwood and come up with some gems for our little over-achieving friend. Submit away below. If your line gets used by the big little guy Loosey will buy a round.

Bashers Cock-tail | D-Man Morrison!

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

Bashers Broadcast Episode Fifteen

Wow!

No prizes for guessing our guest Basher this time!

Not a cast for the beginner but plenty in there for everyone. Don’t get lost in the twisting plot of this eposode as we go from the Big Bamboo and time travel back to Waigaoqiao for the sixes.

I really don’t know what else to say – you had to be there i guess. If you weren’t then best you just have a listen.

[podcast]http://basherscc.org/broadcast/episode/bb015.mp3[/podcast]

6′s Players Welcome Pissa/Party: Friday 8PM Malones Thumb Plaza

…. is that the longest title ever? Possibly.

Anyways, The SCC are holding the Welcome Drinks this Friday at Thumb Plaza from 8PM.  Players from all teams are invited to partake in the looseness that will be going down. See details below:

When: Friday 23rd October

Time: 8:00 PM kick off

Where: Malone’s Thumb Plaza, 2/F, Thumb Plaza, 199 Fangdian Lu, near Dingxiang Lu, Poodung. 芳甸路199弄, 大拇指广场, 近丁香路

Cost: 150 RMB all you can drink and there’s food [eating is cheating]. Will be very loose!

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Bashers Broadcast – Episode Three

Here it is. Late but worth the wait.

Demon duckman, ex test cricketer Danny Morrison faces up for the first over of our new section “Steaming in from the members’ end”.

SCC President and Devil Jon Newton pops into the shed for a chat.

Another new section “Hansies Corner” with Mat the Bookie.

Rossco on the Sheraton Showdown and “Bash a Basher”

And much muchness on Bashers, cricket and beer in “Around the Wicket” and “Drinks Break”.

We think our most professional effort to date. Enjoy and bring on the feedback!