Bashers Cricket Club

Name of cocktail, “The Mild Stroke”

(1) Scope the mixing area for potential champagne snipers,

(2) Take a glass goblet… slightly wet the rim and place it up side down on a generous serving of ground up Moroccan hash, (similar to salt on a margarita)

(3) Add half a glass of crushed ice

(4) Take one double shot of espresso nation Brazilian blue, pour gently in to the goblet vie a strategically angled record player playing essential Pavarotti’s Aprile.

(5) Add one Shot Baileys, one shot Amarillo, and one shot of Grey Goose Vodka,

(6) Stir with mixing spoon

(7) Enjoy with a Cigar.

LISTEN UP HERE YA PISSHEADS!

1. Take a bottle of Captain Morgan’s Rum, preferably stolen or procured through grey means.

2. Open cap. Taste for testing purposes.Take another swig just to be sure its not poisoned. And another one…

3. Take a cricketing box. Preferably used. Remove pubic hair.

4. Add a splash of ‘Tui’ Beer.

5. Add straw and ‘GET ON THE PISS SOME MORE’!

Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

Serve through intravenous drip

The first in a new series of posts.

Not sure how i stumbled across this during a Bangladesh collapse but i discovered this cocktail recipe named for our new sponsor and Basher #2.

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