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    Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition

    12 March 20107:00 pm to 11:00 pm

    Well now you’ve been warned. Lock in next Friday the 12th of March for our first quiz of the year!

    Rookie quizmaestro John “Inquisition” L’Epagniol has been scouring his vast casket of useless knowledge and innuendo. Expect some curly ones – much like facing his bowling.

    Start will be around 7pm when our new President threatens to officially kick off the Bashers’ residency at the Camel bar with some words of, well, some words.

    If you don’t yet know where to find the Camel then click the logo on the left there and read all about it on their lovely fresh site. Entry will be 100RMB per head and the new Social redirector promises some super prizes as always. If you’re a virgin like the quizmaster then you should know these nights never fail to deliver the good times and mountains of useful knowledge, both of which are mostly forgotten the next day.

    Recommended team size is 4pax. Plenty of space in our new bar so bring a friend!

    for a bit of a trivia nets session head to the following;

    and last time it finished up with police brutality and this;

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    Basher Cocktails – Loose Unit

    Take one can XXXX gold and mix with one bottle of lambrusco.

    Strain Through polyester strides and add several olives

    Infuse with more gas in your soda-stream machine

    Serve through intravenous drip

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    Spring Cleaning

    This is important so please take a couple of minutes to do this.

    With the new season approaching (more on this from the committee later) and tiger year upon us it’s time to get our records straight.

    Many of you have already been lurking about the site this year but some of you are hibernating for the winter. Please take a the few simple steps below to help us stay in touch and make sure you don’t miss anything you should in what will be the Basher’s biggest and bestest year yet.

    First of all make sure your details are all up to date;

    Your Profile.

    You will be directed to log in if you haven’t already. ensure that the email address there is the best one for all your Bashers correspondence and we have your correct phone number (this information is only available to head Bashers so we can wake you up on Sunday morning when you miss the bus etc.) Try to remember to visit here if you leave you phone in a taxi and change your number.

    If you have forgotten your cap number try the Bashers Alumni Link in the sidebar.

    Secondly, if you didn’t know already, the Your Subscriptions link up the top there under your mugshot allows you to control what you get from us. most of you will just want to make sure you have everything there ticked.

    See that wasn’t too hard, was it?

    I’ll stop there (pandering to the short attention spans) and just wish you and your families a Jolly Spring Festival.

    Stay tuned…

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    Basher Cocktails – Bada Bing

    The first in a new series of posts.

    Not sure how i stumbled across this during a Bangladesh collapse but i discovered this cocktail recipe named for our new sponsor and Basher #2.

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    Revamp 2010

    What to do when there’s no cricket to play?

    What about the traditional annual site spruce up. If you’re observant you’ll notice that things look a little different here. Please be patient while the kinks are worked out and everything is polished up. Let me know if there are any particular issues with specific browsers. If you’re an Internet Explorer user then sorry everything looks so boxy – i’d suggest a lifestyle change for you.

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    End of Season Hangover

    awards09-8571I think i’ve already said enough so i’ll leave to to all of you to recount your tales of the night below in the comments. i have included a few pictures to speak a few thousand words and maybe jog some memories

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    2009 Members Portrait

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    Hansie’s Corner – True or False

    Will Katie actually show up to the End of Season Function?

    • He'll surprise us (60%, 12 Votes)
    • No Way (40%, 8 Votes)

    Total Voters: 20

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    Bashers Broadcast Episode Fifteen

    turtle+dannyWow!

    No prizes for guessing our guest Basher this time!

    Not a cast for the beginner but plenty in there for everyone. Don’t get lost in the twisting plot of this eposode as we go from the Big Bamboo and time travel back to Waigaoqiao for the sixes.

    I really don’t know what else to say – you had to be there i guess. If you weren’t then best you just have a listen.

    Download

     

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    Nostredamean Bashers

    Something odd has been happening all season. I’ve had my eye on it but now that the official official league results are out i have to say something. The Bashers keep getting it right!

    Read on for a smattering of the polls we’ve had on the site this year and see for yourself the freaky accuracy with which the Bashers can predict the future!

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