Bashers. It's Shanghainese for Cricket

Pleasure Squad for Sunday

Game’s at 8:45. Bus departing from the Camel at 7:30 sharp. Let me know if you go straight to the field.

1. Pothole
2. Pit Stop (WK)
3. Dazzler
4. Rock
5. Badabing
6. Omega
7. Swahili
8. Terror
9. Swoop
10. Tank (C)
11. Long Dong
12. Korean

All-Star Scorekeeper: Golden Shears
Esky Security: Birdshit and Woodstock

Pleasure vs Hot Dogs Report: On the road to the finals!

As we all started arriving at the camel at 11:30am for our 14:00 game (who was the dumb f**k that organised us to convene two and a half hours before the game), there was tension in the air and a hint of beans as we prepared to board the bus with our arch nemesis the c*ck smokers AKA Hotdogs.

The two teams fought for seats on the 7 seater bus, which amazingly arrived early for once. We then listened to stories of Loose making castles in the sandpit last weekend, Badabing & Swoop going over the AFL probable play-off scenarios and the one South African on the bus was abused about the All Blacks massive comeback and victory earlier that morning (3-0 biarchs)! (more…)

Thursday Training

123 Yanping Road, San He Hua Yuan tennis courts, 6- 8pm

Coming?

Filth

Shanghai Dragons – Sunday 29th

Gents,

With the Shanghai Dragons gearing up for their tour of Beijing, they have asked the Clubs in the SCC to raise a team to take them on in a practice match this Sunday.

It will be a good opportunity to take on a team consisting of:
Sanj, Jon, Mike, Hunt, Deepak, Jasim, Phil (Basher), Nigel (Basher), Bernie, Waqar, Jasim, Aravind

Good to get them to gel as a team – but also an opportunity to vent any grievances at being snubbed by the selection committee and to put a strong performance in.

Any takers?

Friends of Jane Gala

Our official charity the Million Tree Project is having their Big Gala.

So far the people confirmed are as follows:

Mr & Mrs Cranky
Mr & Mrs Pusher
Mr & Mrs Woodstock
Mr & Mrs Pothole

That leaves 2 seats left on the table. Who else wants to join this great cause and get to enjoy what plans to be a great evening out.

Dr Jane Goodhall ,the driving force behind Roots & Shoots is coming to town and the Bashers & Geishas are invited.

THE BASHERS CRICKET CLUB HAVE BEEN INCLUDED INTO THEIR HONOR ROLE AS OFFICIAL  SUPPORTERS OF THEIR CAUSE SO LETS PUT UP A GOOD SHOWING.

Please confirm before Friday the 26th August so that we can confirm a full table.

Contact me on : 13764316343 or email me : denzylallwright@gmail.com to confirm.

Pleasure vs Pudong CC

Game on at 845am gents!

Leisure DIV 3, the lost boys of the SCC!

Open Letter to SCC & Anyone else who wants to read.

Dear Masters of Cricket in Shanghai [Not Masters of the Universe as He-Man is a sacred figure who's name I shall never take in vain]

When are we, the fine folk of Div 3 [AKA Leisure/The Leisure/The Leisure Suits/Leisure's Looseness/Gary Glitter's Glit Glit Band] getting another bowl?

We’s be ready, foaming at the mouth ready to bowl some beamers at your skull!

Kisses & yours in the pursuit of the endless happy hour in the sky.

L.L.Looseness the First.

Pleasure Squad for Sunday

Here’s the team for Sunday. Please let me know if you’re going straight to the ground.

1. Tank
2. Woodstock
3. Rock
4. Badabing
5. Dazzler
6. Swoop
7. Golden Shears
8. Swahili
9. Pothole
10. Pit Stop
11. Long Dong
12. Groove Rider
13. Loose
    

Meeting at the Camel at 11. Bus departs at 11:30 sharp! We’re sharing the transportation with the opposition so make sure to eat a lot of beans the night before.

Training Thursday

Pleasure have a must win game this Sunday so let’s give them a hand at nets.

123 Yanping Road, San He Hua Yuan Tennis Courts.

Attendance confirmation and ETA if possible.

(It’s boring practising by myself for twenty minutes)

CC Filth