Bashers. It's Shanghainese for Cricket

Bashers Leisure v Hot Dogs, May 1st, 9AM [8AM Bus]

Team line up for the match is thus:

1. Dean ‘Loose’ Lapthorne
2. Steve ‘C3P0′ Read
3. Alessandro ‘The Jaguar’ Pezzani
4. Lee ‘Heff’ Henshaw
5. Sam ‘Circus’ White
6. Mat ‘Santa’ Ryan
7. Jason ‘Dumpling Head/The New Turtle’ Adamson
8. Jonathon ‘JC’ Cope
9. Luke ‘The Real Loose Unit’ Hagget
10. The Artist Formerly Known As ‘Christo’
    

Still spot open to any Basher who wants a hit!  The triple header + Long Weekend has made things tough on us this weeks, but alas, we’ll be OK!

Bus @ 8AM at Camel. Game on at 9. Drinking from 8.01 AM.

Ciao

Loose.

Div 2 vs. Devils: 9.00 May 1 SRFC

1. Jimmy ‘Bugs’ McLeod (Captain)
2. Andy ‘Tank’ Scott (Vice-Captain)
3. Tony ‘Badabing’ Finnochario
4. Sam ‘Swahili’ Finnerty
5. Shaun ‘Golden Shears’Lear
6. Tom ‘Latex’ Ash
7. Travis ‘Swoop’ Weir
8. Desmond ‘Long Dong’ DeSilva
9. Sean ‘The Korean’ Malcon

Bus departs from The Camel at 7:30 am SHARP.Please let me know if you will be going directly.

THURSDAY TRAINING

In the forgiveable lack of communication from our esteemed Club Captain (we always knew Squeaky wore the trousers…)

TRAINING IS ON, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE, SAME STORY
Tank has kindly picked up the kit.

Personally I can think of no better way to commence the Expo Weekend.
Deano has even promised that he might think about turning up…

Camel drinks afterwards.
Looking forward to seeing lots turn up.
Any problems, call me – 1376 137 0255
MadeIn – assume it is on.

Bashers in KunLunQi, Inner Mongolia

Bashers Cricket in Inner Mongolia

“Hi, I’m Richard, do you want to see my underpants?”

What better way for a Basher to greet the Million Tree Project representative Heather Wigmore on arrival at Kun Lun Qi, Inner Mongolia, a town of 50,000 in one of China’s poorest areas  The Bashers trio of Parrot, Pusher and Woodstock had just traversed 200km of arid zone, invigorated by fresh air, sunshine, blue skies, and a third place at the Frank’s Place pub quiz the previous night. Parrot was understandably euphoric after making up severe deficiencies in his  underwear ensemble during a snack stop on the way from TongLiao airport.  The Bashers faced a busy few days in the desert, and it was not the time for wardrobe malfunctions.

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Devils Say Thank You for Not Breaking Anything at Bukhara

A message from Basher XCII:

A huge thank you to Denzyl, Rakesh, Andy and all the Closet Devils…oops!! Bashers who showed up for the event..were there more than 8 in all? Well done guys, appreciate your coming and more importantly behaving! (more…)

Just When You Thought the Schedule Was Done, It Changes Yet Again

SRFC, doing what it does best, has screwed everyone playing cricket yet again in favour of other sports. Please note the important changes to the schedule for Saturday below…

Leisure: 9 am, Dulwich

Pleasure: 9 am, SRFC

Business: 12:15, Dulwich

Who’s Available for the Bashers Triple Header?

You’ve seen the dates and times, now’s it’s time to throw your hats in and let us know if you’re available to play this Saturday. Practice as usual Thursday night at San He Hua Yuan as well. Please let us know if you’re available to play below.

Leisure at Dulwich at 9 am

Business at Dulwich at 12:15 pm

Pleasure at SRFC at 9 am

Upstanding for No 1

My Dearest Bashers

Yes I am returning and I wish for all the usual pomp and ceremony.ie name calling, immature toilet humour,urinating on each other (the inquisition),toasts for no reason other than to stand up and poor memories.

I am in town from the 17th to the 23rd and look forward to playing a game on the 23rd…captains please put me into a pleasure team if there is a place. Looking forward to checking out the new digs at the “Toe”.

Happy Bashers Day and don’t forget to have someone christened or ordained as it was sanctioned officially by the “Pope”. (more…)

DPR Hotdogs vs. Leisure

@ Dulwich