Bashers Cricket Club

Please see the attached flyer. This Saturday promises to be a bumper evening at the Park Tavern and we at the Devils CC would love it for other Cricket Shanghai members to join us. Invite as many people as you want.

Well, with so much happening this week, we just had to squeeze out a cast. It’s chokka full of useful tidbits for all Bashers, Geishas and everyone who likes a bit of toilet humour. Coming to you this week from all corners of China with the Pusher hosting a jolly good Indonesian cook up from the Pusher’s Den. Thanks to Mrs Pusher. So gear up for the biggest weekend since Nihao Nanjing with this juicy primer. Also learn about the Million Tree Project. Actually empty your head now because this might be the most educational cast yet! There might even be some quiz clues hidden away in there somewhere!

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It all seemed perfectly normal for a bright sunny Sunday morning; Birdshit slept through the first alarm, Tank was late, Swahili wasn’t sure where he slept.  But it wasn’t until the Pusher revealed that he had got in a massive 24 hour kip the day before that it became clear the Pleasure team had been quietly building up its reserves.  It’s possible the impending afternoon of complimentary booze at Cuvee was a factor, but still, there was something different.

The Dulwich security guards were the first to feel the sting; tension mounted as a dozen Bashers armed with near empty tunnel beers faced off against a trio of uniforms bearing framed certificates warning us not to trespass.  Birdshit’s quick decision to conduct the team’s first ever warm up with a lap around the field defused the crisis, and possibly sowed the seeds of brilliance to follow.

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I need to know from YOU all which is a better option .

Get the Tailor to Quiz night on Friday , or to the the Ground on Saturday .

Majority will rule !! 

Pres

Spirits were high as Bashers Pleasure left the Big Bamboo in the team’s new transport mode of red taxis.

Captain Tank was well-primed that following Pleasure’s horrible loss the previous Sunday, the plan was to bat first and bat long.

He lost the toss and was promptly inserted, the God’s smiling on The Tank’s pre-ordained plan. Swahili and Smasher led the charge; Swahili lasting only a few balls including a dropped catch behind and Smasher contributing a quick fire 20 before perishing in the gully. Bugs followed and managed two boundaries before playing a horrible, mistimed pull which was snapped up at mid-wicket. Circus did not trouble the scorers which bought Tank to the crease to join Sir Dick who had come in at the last moment in preference to watching Lady Dick’s touch rugby game which was being played on an adjacent field. This was a rather pathetic attempt to show who wore the trousers in the Churchill household but one gratefully acknowledged by his team mates as he compiled 50 not out in a stand of 76 with Captain Tank whose repeated lusty baseball pulls from outside off to the leg side boundary seemed to consistently flummox the opposition. Long Dong aided Captain Tank at the end of the innings allowing Pleasure to set an imposing 169 to win.

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Swahili will be particularly vocal for this one – not that anyone will understand.

DPR Hard Dogs v Bashers Pleasure @ SRFC 14:00 Sunday 27 September

The biggest grudge match in Shanghai Cricket. Will they chicken out again?

DPR HotDogs v Bashers Business @ SRFC 09:00 Saturday 26 September

The following will be meeting up at the Bamboo on Sunday morning 7:30am (unless the tell us otherwise) to head out to Dulwich to play Dulwich.

• BS
• Long Dong
• Made In
• Bugs
• Inquisition
• Pusher
• Swahili
• Tank
• Swoop
• Loose
• ‘Stock

Call your skipper on 13761334467 if there’s issues

that is all.

From Mat ‘Santa‘ Ryan – The Bearer of Good Gifts:

Hi all,

To celebrate a number of milestones, this Sunday between 2pm and 6pm, we have FREE Wine, Beer and Cocktails @ CUVEE. To launch some great new cocktails, they’ll be FREE. Including Bellini’s, Jaffatinis (Famous from my days at Senses), and the ChocMint Martini. All FREE.

As well we have some great Italian and French Wines. FREE Also, VB Beer is FREE.

From 2pm to 6pm it’s all free, then until 8pm great prices. (more…)

Not Incredible Hulk style, but environmentally friendly style!

Green is the new black which was last years brown, so get on board and get involved in the WORLD FAMOUS Bashers CC QUIZ NIGHT!

Proceeds from the evening will be kindly donated to our chairty of choice, Loose’s Retirement fund ‘The Million Tree Project”. (more…)