{"id":789,"date":"2009-04-16T11:48:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T03:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/?p=789"},"modified":"2009-04-16T13:52:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T05:52:38","slug":"ode-to-xiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/ode-to-xiv\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to XIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/jlo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-790\" title=\"jlo\" src=\"http:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/jlo.png\" alt=\"jlo\" width=\"150\" height=\"186\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThere once was a basher called John<\/p>\n<p>who&#8217;s balls hang &#8217;round for so long<\/p>\n<p>that you can swing at them twice<\/p>\n<p>and still pay the price<\/p>\n<p>of coming after you&#8217;re gone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a basher called John who&#8217;s balls hang &#8217;round for so long that you can swing at them twice and still pay the price of coming after you&#8217;re gone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,6],"tags":[418,154],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem","category-profile","tag-inquisition","tag-john-lepagniol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/basherscc.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}